Episode 106: We Got Shut Down!!

Episode 106: We Got Shut Down!!
Eggs, Grits, & Ignorance
Episode 106: We Got Shut Down!!

Apr 19 2024 | 01:24:00

Episode April 19, 2024 01:24:00

Hosted By

Yusuf In The Building Ibby Von

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Hosts: Von, Ibby, & Yosh

In this episode of the Eggs, Grits, and Ignorance podcast, the hosts dive into a dynamic conversation spanning various topics. They start with humorous anecdotes and banter about daily life experiences, touching on relationships, personal growth, and the complexities of human interaction. As the discussion progresses, they explore deeper themes such as trust, self-awareness, and the pursuit of genuine connections. Throughout the episode, the hosts share insights, reflect on past experiences, and exchange perspectives on navigating life's challenges. With a blend of humor, honesty, and introspection, they engage in lively debates and offer thought-provoking commentary on the intricacies of relationships and personal development. Listeners are taken on a journey filled with laughter, reflection, and moments of profound insight, making this episode a captivating exploration of the human experience. Tune in to discover a mix of comedy, wisdom, and genuine conversation on the Eggs, Grits, and Ignorance podcast.

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[00:00:25] Speaker A: Do you have a podcast that you're passionate about? Are you looking for a professional studio to help bring your vision to life? Then look no further than Crux Media Group Studios. Located at 903 West Evans street in Florence, South Carolina, Crux Media Group Studios is a full service podcast studio that offers recording, editing, consultation, live streaming, video recording and more. We have state of the art equipment and a team of experienced professionals who can help you create a podcast that is professional, polished and engaging. Whether you're a first time podcaster or a seasoned pro, Crux Media Group Studios can help you take your podcast to the next level. Contact us today at 843-407-1673 to learn more about our services and to schedule a consultation. [00:01:50] Speaker B: I got my head on, baby just want your love to be genuine I'm. [00:01:55] Speaker C: The one that you use and I. [00:01:56] Speaker B: Won'T change for anything I give it all up for you but if I. [00:02:00] Speaker D: Ever let my feelings pass baby then. [00:02:02] Speaker B: I'm through and I won't ever leave but if I catch you with another man baby then I'm through because I make out count. [00:02:12] Speaker D: And welcome back to your favorite evening show, man, your favorite pre Friday come up the. It is the night with your crew. It is eggs grits with a whole lot of ignorance. And welcome back, man. Y'all, it has been a whole seven days before since we have seen your last. And so we're back again. Back again. And I'm here with the best crew in the land. First off, let me introduce my girl, all the way from the metro South Carolina, it is Vaughn. What's happening, Vaughn? And she has food in her mouth. [00:02:50] Speaker C: You know what? You never introduced me first and I thought I could take a bite and chew it up real fast, but apparently you. You caught me. [00:03:02] Speaker D: Oh, yes, ma'am. No, no, no. There is no. There is none of that. There is none of that. Not tonight. Not tonight. [00:03:09] Speaker C: Okay. [00:03:11] Speaker D: Well, how's your week been? Nothing much. How's your week been? [00:03:16] Speaker C: Oh, man, busy as hell. [00:03:22] Speaker D: Not busy as hell busy. I don't live that life, so I'm gonna leave that up to you. But that's why they pay you the big bucks. And all the way from Pa is my cousin, apparently. What's up, man? [00:03:52] Speaker C: That who gets the big book, that will get the big bucks. [00:04:02] Speaker B: I ain't got no money. Listen, listen. He got part. He got do his part. I put him on the block with the gray sweatpants on. [00:04:18] Speaker D: Who you talking about? Who you put on the block? [00:04:33] Speaker B: Yeah, sire. [00:04:37] Speaker D: Oh, okay, okay, okay. [00:04:38] Speaker B: Yeah, she stopped by the my daughter stopped by the job real quick, and she. She came inside with him. And I was like, oh, shit. He had on the gray sweatpants and the scully. He was looking like a thug ready for action. [00:04:57] Speaker C: Was Tim's. [00:05:00] Speaker B: I asked. I said, where the Tim's at? She was like, he don't have none yet. I was like, I might. And then I'm throwing my grace. I'm going to throw on my gray tech suit. You know what I'm saying? And me and him going to the mall. Out. [00:05:26] Speaker D: Hey, somebody, you got to do it right. [00:05:31] Speaker B: I'm trying to get some grandma. I'm back in the day. [00:05:43] Speaker D: Not at all. [00:05:44] Speaker B: I will. I will say that women. Women will. They wouldn't come up to me. You know what I'm saying? [00:05:52] Speaker D: Cuz? [00:05:52] Speaker B: I would. I'd be out there doing my thing when it comes to, like, the kids. If I got go to laundry, ma'am. Going, laundry, man. If I got the storm going to the store, so they would come up to me. Oh, you baby. So cute. Get out my face. I'm about this business right now. You know, I ain't never. I ain't never used my kids to holla at chicks. That ain't something I do well. [00:06:25] Speaker D: I am. I cannot. Oh, wait, Evie's top five. When he sent me the pictures, I was like, I don't know where we going with this, but I just assume it's gonna be something epic. So here we go. [00:06:58] Speaker B: Time. [00:07:03] Speaker D: Amen. So you brought out the fucking dungeons. [00:07:06] Speaker B: Of rap where fake niggas don't make it back. Yeah, I. So this top five. [00:07:16] Speaker D: I only got four on here. [00:07:19] Speaker B: You better get them all, cuz. I got them. [00:07:21] Speaker D: All right, go ahead, go ahead. [00:07:24] Speaker B: No, this top five is the top five. Coochie eating positions during sundress season. You can only do these during sundress season. [00:07:37] Speaker D: Shouts out to doc, hold on, let me see which one I don't have. Uh, and I wish you would have. [00:07:44] Speaker B: Numbered them right about sundress. From the top. Yes, five. [00:07:51] Speaker D: Sun what? [00:07:52] Speaker B: Relax, relax. I did put five. Update 54321. From top to bottom. [00:07:59] Speaker D: They don't. It don't have it. When you sent it, it didn't have it. But don't worry about it. [00:08:03] Speaker B: Top to bottom, from top to bottom. [00:08:06] Speaker D: I think I can assume what belongs where. [00:08:13] Speaker B: So if. If you got it fucked up, I'm gonna just shoot the number to go with it, you know? [00:08:18] Speaker D: Good evening, crew. What's up, jermaine? [00:08:21] Speaker B: That motherfucker was in Jersey. Ain't stopped by. [00:08:26] Speaker D: All right, go ahead. [00:08:27] Speaker B: But I. So, Vaughn. Again, Vaughn, listen up. Turn your delay down. All right? Top five coachie eaten positions during sundress season. [00:08:42] Speaker D: Okay. [00:08:43] Speaker B: You can only do these during sundress season. So what's the first one you got? You. [00:08:52] Speaker D: I got image zero. It looks. Just say it now. From your description, I'll be able to. [00:08:58] Speaker B: I don't. I don't think you could do it. But number five is what I like to call. Hello, miss. [00:09:07] Speaker D: Okay, number five. So that would be image foe. That's it. [00:09:13] Speaker B: That'd be image number five. Nope, that ain't it. That ain't it. [00:09:18] Speaker D: That it? [00:09:19] Speaker B: That ain't it. That ain't it. [00:09:23] Speaker D: Okay. This one. [00:09:25] Speaker B: That is it. That is. Hello, miss. All right, because she might have been laying in the bed, talking on the phone or watching tv, and you just slide in the bed and say, hello, miss. [00:09:43] Speaker C: But she looks so uncomfortable. Like, she doesn't. [00:09:47] Speaker B: It's a cartoon drawing. It is a cartoon drawing. [00:09:53] Speaker D: You know. [00:09:53] Speaker B: You know that ankle be around that neck. [00:10:00] Speaker C: Okay. Hello, miss. [00:10:02] Speaker B: All right, so number four is called. Brunch is served. There you go. That's number four. Brunch is served. Because after y'all done had them bottomless mimosas, y'all might be feeling a little freaky. Come home and say, come get this, daddy. And there it is. Bottom. [00:10:25] Speaker C: Okay, she got the hand on the head and. [00:10:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:28] Speaker C: I don't understand her hand. Her arms. [00:10:30] Speaker B: Right now she grabbing his hair and the other arm is just chilling. [00:10:36] Speaker C: Nah. Oh, that's her hair. Okay. That's her hair long. [00:10:39] Speaker B: Yeah, that's the hair. [00:10:42] Speaker C: Okay. [00:10:43] Speaker B: The arm is just laying on the bed or the floor or the kitchen table. [00:10:49] Speaker C: Like a. [00:10:50] Speaker B: Wherever that sundress slide off it. [00:10:53] Speaker C: Okay. All right. [00:10:54] Speaker B: There you go. All right, so number three again. This is. This one is brunches served. Okay, I got it. All right. Number three is called Netflix and chill. Is the real Netflix of chip. Yes. Because you can still watch tv and eat coochie at the same time. You know I'm saying? But I also like in the booty hole. [00:11:24] Speaker C: He in the booze. [00:11:26] Speaker B: What's the problem? It ain't exactly. Exactly. So I also like to call this one lovingly hot couch yoga. Because you got to be limber to do this. You can't just be definitely stretched out. You can't be just throwing your weight around thinking you could. You. You be to slide the couch. So you got. You got to be okay with being upside down. [00:11:57] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:11:57] Speaker C: I mean, Netflix and chill. Okay, I. [00:12:03] Speaker B: So number two. Number two. I like to call this one oops. You ain't gonna stop me though. Yeah. [00:12:15] Speaker C: Is that it? [00:12:16] Speaker B: Yeah, that's it. Or, or I like to call, or you could call it the tv antennas, because if you remember the tv antennas from back in the day, you had to adjust them so you could get that good signal. But it's also called oops. You know, I mean, cuz you might accidentally slide in the other crevices. She finished that. Are you doing at this point? She is at your every whim, you know. [00:12:51] Speaker C: You definitely have. [00:12:55] Speaker B: Now number one is my favorite. Number one, I like to call the rifle man, aka the sharpshooter. Now I'm saying this is then this right here for no rookie. These is for professional, professional squirters. [00:13:15] Speaker D: Oh. [00:13:16] Speaker B: Because if she get the squirting and them legs get the hooking and hugging that back, you bet. It's about to be a water park. It's about to be a whole water park. [00:13:29] Speaker C: Interesting. [00:13:31] Speaker B: But then you also got in a good position because if she like to get choked, you could grab that neck and you could play with the titties at the same time. You could do all that from that one position. [00:13:45] Speaker C: So even Sunday, what inspired your top five? [00:13:51] Speaker B: I'm perverted. [00:13:57] Speaker C: That's a good answer. [00:13:58] Speaker B: I think I came up with the idea of walking through the door today. I'm coming home. [00:14:04] Speaker D: It's an amazing answer, sir. [00:14:05] Speaker B: I walked through the door, said, hmm, I wonder. [00:14:10] Speaker D: Wonder, wonder. [00:14:14] Speaker C: Okay. [00:14:14] Speaker B: It don't take much. It don't take much for me to think of. Stupid shit. [00:14:20] Speaker D: Vaughn, do you have a more. You know. [00:14:23] Speaker C: Oh, I forgot. No. [00:14:25] Speaker D: Oh Lord Jesus, the people I work with. All right, let's. [00:14:31] Speaker C: Let's not even go there. [00:14:35] Speaker B: Eating on the job. [00:14:56] Speaker D: We're going to get right into it. Right here in old South Cackalacky. These seven ladies were charged in an incident at a Goose Creek bar that sent an officer to the hospital. The Goose Creek Police Department has disclosed details about an altercation resulting in numerous arrests and an officers officers hospitalization. Seven individuals, including Breonna Wright, Marico Cromer, Derek Richardson, Jamiah Robinson, Alyssa Westcott, Angita Brown and Zahne Monia Fleming are all in custody pending a warrant execution. Charges include disorderly conduct, resistant arrest, resisting and assaulting police with specifics pending announcements. The incident unfolded around 1130 outside the two keys tavern where an officer intervene in a confrontation among several women. Amidst the intervention, one woman assaulted the officer, who subsequently pursued another fleeing suspect. Despite attempts to deploy a taser, the officer experienced a medical emergency and collapsed. Shockingly, bystanders, including restaurant staff, offered absolutely no assistance. Dash cam and cell phone footage facilitated the identification and arrest of the seven suspects, while two others remain at large. The department expressed gratitude for the public concern, but condemned those who filmed the incident without aiding the officer. The unnamed officer received medical treatment and was discharged. Further details await completion of the investigation. The department emphasized the ongoing nature of the injury and urged the community's cooperation. Now, mind you, the video is of these women fighting, as you can see. The one here with the red hair, you can see she's got the fat lip. Um, now, I must say, you know all of them. [00:16:59] Speaker B: Yo, I would date the three in the middle. [00:17:02] Speaker D: These three. The three which three in the middle? [00:17:04] Speaker C: What? [00:17:05] Speaker B: You know. You know what they say about them ugly girls, right? [00:17:13] Speaker D: No. [00:17:14] Speaker C: The bottom left corner, she ugly gall. [00:17:18] Speaker B: The tight to the hole. [00:17:22] Speaker C: Big girl. She's about. [00:17:25] Speaker B: I don't do big girls. I'm sorry. That's just too much violence for my life. [00:17:30] Speaker D: All right, well, we're gonna play a little game of what do you think is going on here before I get into my next video. Mother sucker. [00:17:46] Speaker B: Hope is no mother sucking going on there. [00:17:48] Speaker D: No, I forgot. I forgot to add it to the queue. All right? And it's all my. It's on the whole nother computer. It's on the other side of the room, so we'll. I'll just cover the story. How about that? All right? There was a woman who wheeled a dead man into a bank and tried to get alone in her name while holding his head up. Footage showed the woman telling the dead man to grip hold of the pen hard as she placed his fingers and encouraged him to sign a piece of paper at the bank branch in Bangalore. I think that's. That's how you say it. A neighborhood in the western area of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. A bank worker, witnessing the scene, told him, I don't think this is legal. He doesn't look well. He's very pale, she replied, he's like that. He's like that. Before, she told the dead. Oap, if you're not well, I can take you to the hospital. Do you want to go back to the hospital again? Deceased pensioner Paulo Roberto Braga, 68, had passed away a few hours earlier. Braga, the woman who wheeled him into the bank, Erica D'Souza Vieira Nunez, was arrested at the scene and told police she was his niece as well as his caretaker. Officials have appeared to signal that they were related and are said to be checking CCTV cameras inside and outside of the bank. See, if Mister Brock, his family member, was on her own or with alleged accomplices amid suspicion, they could be dealing with an organized fraud. The results of post mortem to establish the cause of death have not been made public. [00:19:32] Speaker B: Nigga, you know they. She fucked up, right? She needed another person there. She needed another person there just so it could be really, like, weakened at Bernie's. [00:19:42] Speaker D: Uh. [00:19:44] Speaker C: I just want to know, like, how. How dead? What is he? [00:19:48] Speaker B: Did they kill a chicken like. [00:19:55] Speaker C: She. [00:19:56] Speaker B: Killed a chicken or did she kill the bucket of carrots? [00:20:00] Speaker D: No. [00:20:04] Speaker B: His head was flopping around like a rag doll. [00:20:08] Speaker D: Let me see. [00:20:09] Speaker B: Literally, yo, it was literally just like weekend at Bernie's. [00:20:14] Speaker D: And. [00:20:15] Speaker B: And say, you remember a weekend that Bernie's too, where they had to sacrifice a chicken, but they couldn't find a chicken, so they got the bucket of KFC, right? [00:20:26] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:20:29] Speaker B: That'S what she did before she went to that. [00:20:31] Speaker C: Like, why she did the bucket of cake. [00:20:37] Speaker D: I got it, I got it, I got it. I got it for it to load. Give it a few. Oh, my God. [00:20:42] Speaker B: That shit's fucking hilarious, man. For real. [00:20:54] Speaker D: That was endearing. [00:20:56] Speaker C: Damn shame. That shit is funny as fuck. Hey, she was trying to rehearse. It could be more realistic. [00:21:12] Speaker B: You know what that look like? That look like when you come home too drunk from the club and your. [00:21:17] Speaker D: Woman trying to get you up. [00:21:18] Speaker C: He wasn't dead. His eyes are open. [00:21:21] Speaker B: That nigga dead is a door now not open. [00:21:26] Speaker D: He did. [00:21:26] Speaker B: Even if. Even if his eyes is open, he think it was dead. His head, yo, she let go of his head and it flopped back. Ded, my man was in there like a wet noodle in a wheelchair. [00:21:40] Speaker D: Hold on. [00:21:41] Speaker B: God. [00:21:41] Speaker D: Talking. This thing taking too long to process. [00:21:43] Speaker B: Yeah, tell that shit was fucking hilarious. I saw that shit on x. That shit was funny as fuck. [00:21:52] Speaker D: I'm just waiting. Finish processing on him. [00:21:56] Speaker B: We can come back to. [00:21:57] Speaker D: Here we go. [00:21:59] Speaker B: We got it. We did. [00:22:04] Speaker C: Go bus my real fast sheep. [00:22:10] Speaker B: Bow. [00:22:43] Speaker C: Sarata samo, Taficano. [00:22:55] Speaker D: He is gone. [00:23:00] Speaker B: That nigga died in the car. And she was like, oh, shit. Fuck. I'm going to see if I can. [00:23:07] Speaker C: Get this off the wheelchair with the high back to it. [00:23:12] Speaker D: Oh, the one that. [00:23:15] Speaker B: The quadriplegic one? [00:23:17] Speaker D: Yeah, the one that make a stand up. [00:23:20] Speaker B: Yo, she just needed a partner. She needed to play a partner so she could do that weekend at Bernie's. That should work. [00:23:30] Speaker C: I watch that movie all the time. [00:23:35] Speaker B: That shit just was like, lob, let's. [00:23:39] Speaker D: Get into the social media minute. All right, y'all. For those that are new here, the social media minute is where we find some weird ass videos. Things that made us laugh, cry, or just was too weird. Turn down. This one here was submitted by our good friend here at eggs, grits and ignorance. Eb. [00:24:03] Speaker B: Oh, what I sent. I sent a lot of shit. [00:24:06] Speaker D: Yeah, this one was submitted by you, sir, and I like to call it in them gut errs. [00:24:24] Speaker C: On the walk of fame. Hollywood. [00:24:27] Speaker B: That was Vegas. That looked like Vegas. You down bottom? I want to be. That's the type of relationship I want in my life. We down bottom, but we about to get it. One more. [00:24:42] Speaker D: One more. One more game for the people, yo. Upon further analysis of this video, jamaicans no defeat. Like, look at the feet. Like, it just hit it from the. [00:25:04] Speaker B: Back, but from the side, it don't make no sense. [00:25:07] Speaker D: What the fuck is going on? [00:25:08] Speaker B: He wasn't between them legs. He was just on that ass. [00:25:12] Speaker D: Welcome. Welcome, Khalil, welcome. [00:25:14] Speaker C: Throw the video back up one more time. [00:25:17] Speaker D: You got look at. Look at the feet. Like, the feet placement. Throw me off because I don't know what the fuck going on. [00:25:35] Speaker B: Off the blood clot. [00:25:44] Speaker D: I ain't know what the fuck that. [00:25:47] Speaker B: Nigga was Lydia and just got up on that ass. [00:25:51] Speaker D: Who made you late, Ma? [00:25:53] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:25:54] Speaker D: Oh, she said, you made me late. I don't know. [00:25:57] Speaker B: I said, pound town is right. That was downtown. Pound. [00:26:03] Speaker D: I think we just named this episode downtown. [00:26:06] Speaker B: Downtown. [00:26:08] Speaker D: Oh, she on her stomachs. The shoes is wild. Like, I don't know. [00:26:16] Speaker B: He just got up on the ass. But he wasn't in between her legs. He wasn't in between her legs. So her feet is still straight like this. Her feet still straight. And his feet was over there, and we just tapping. [00:26:33] Speaker C: No, but it looked like the feet was on shoes. [00:26:37] Speaker B: Oh, she was getting her shit knocked out. Them fucking new balances. [00:26:41] Speaker D: This is one shoe. She was not out of one. Shoot the right shoe. [00:26:57] Speaker C: I can't tell. Like, two men when I first. [00:27:01] Speaker D: That's what I was about to say. It looked like two men. Like, that's what I was about to say. Like, I don't know. I swear to God, it looked like two men. [00:27:09] Speaker B: I'm happy. I can't see what's under the COVID but. But I. When I first. Yeah, fact, she should have wore timbs. Got that grip. When I first watched the video, I did not hear the jamaican dude in the background, man, listen. [00:27:33] Speaker D: I think that's two dudes having a good time. Hey, fuck it. [00:27:37] Speaker B: Relationship goals just not with a dude. [00:27:45] Speaker D: Talk about some relationship goals. [00:27:47] Speaker B: I want to be down getting it with my lady. [00:27:50] Speaker D: Hell, though, we gotta fucking take a close look. [00:27:57] Speaker B: So we gotta check. We gotta check the ankles. [00:28:01] Speaker D: Look, the feet of the man. Look like it's just laying there. Watch, watch, watch. That man feet off to the side and he just chilling. [00:28:22] Speaker B: We'll never know. [00:28:23] Speaker D: He spread ego. [00:28:27] Speaker B: We will never know. But if this is still EB's relationship goals. It's a woman. There's a woman under them covers, under that. That sleeping bag that we stole out of dick. Sporting goods. [00:28:45] Speaker D: All right, this next one I like to call frostbite. Oh, man, I got a frostbite. I got a frostbite. Frostbite. Did your feet like that? Yeah, and they had to cut it off. [00:29:07] Speaker B: That nigga ain't running from the law. That was a minotaur. That was a minotaur. [00:29:26] Speaker C: He need horseshoes. [00:29:28] Speaker D: Horseshoes. [00:29:30] Speaker C: He need those shit. The horses. Hell, yeah. That's what feet look like. [00:29:39] Speaker D: I was going to say the same thing. That nigga is crazy. I don't know how you run that back, turbo. [00:30:03] Speaker B: Hey, yo, who that's? If I'm on your heels with a person. [00:30:12] Speaker C: He could be, um, uh, Broadway's best dancer. [00:30:16] Speaker B: I'm telling you, if I'm what? You know, you know how when niggas is chasing you, they'd be like, yo, I was on you. I was on your heels. If I was on your heels, was a person. Yo, there's no way in hell he got a fast break just to let y'all know where. Hell, he got a fast break. Not one bit. You think you got a crossover? [00:30:51] Speaker D: Hold on. No. Thanks to EB, uh, we have been flagged. On YouTube. It says. No, not. No, I said thank you. His top five. We wanted to let you know our team reviewed your content, and we think it violates our sex and nudity policy. Was a violation of our policies. So we're not applying a strike to your channel. However, we have removed the following content from YouTube. 18th, 2024. Example. Around 616. Ten in your video. Oops. [00:31:37] Speaker B: We might have to switch to Patreon or something. [00:31:40] Speaker D: His kung fu kick is different. Yeah, his kung fu kick is different. [00:31:44] Speaker B: He doing heel kicks only. [00:31:46] Speaker D: Oh, collecting some damn was the top five. I guess you'll never know. [00:31:53] Speaker B: Well, shit, facebook ain't flagging yet. You better go back and watch. [00:31:59] Speaker D: No, that shit gonna be off by the time we get off. He gotta watch it right after we. No, listen. [00:32:05] Speaker B: You know, he better watch it now. He better come back to the show. [00:32:09] Speaker D: Better take that thing on his phone. We get off. [00:32:20] Speaker C: Wait a minute. Hold on, Eva. You say he do. He'll heal. [00:32:23] Speaker B: Kicks only. I think you can never do the healing toe. He just do the heel. [00:32:34] Speaker D: Hey, so that nigga feet look like. [00:32:38] Speaker B: Them, um, the little minces you be using to mix up that garlic. [00:32:52] Speaker C: Oh, what is it called? [00:32:55] Speaker B: It's the same thing they use to make new fungal grind up. [00:32:58] Speaker C: They. [00:32:59] Speaker B: Yeah, I think it's never ten toes down. [00:33:10] Speaker D: He's a minute. [00:33:12] Speaker B: I'm telling you, that niggas a centaur. That nigga horse bottom. [00:33:34] Speaker D: You want to see it again? [00:33:38] Speaker C: I need to see him run. [00:33:39] Speaker D: You see him run? [00:33:40] Speaker C: Karate kick. [00:33:47] Speaker D: I bet them motherfuckers can't wait for us to get off. [00:33:51] Speaker B: I didn't do anything. [00:33:53] Speaker D: These niggas is done. All right, man. Let me see. Are we still. Wait, hold on. Oh, yeah. No, you got zero next. You got zero next to YouTube. Zero. All right, this last one I like to call. So I like to call nights like these. [00:34:58] Speaker B: Ah. [00:35:03] Speaker D: Shit, yo. [00:35:11] Speaker B: Oh, that nigga got the insurance. Hey, yo, I swear to God, that shit happened at work. [00:35:21] Speaker C: Damn. [00:35:25] Speaker D: Rented a Lamborghini in total. That bitch. [00:35:27] Speaker B: Yo, this lady. This lady rented a car from Enterprise and then immediately came out of the enterprise and proceeded to hit one of my drivers fresh out the enterprise. Total. [00:35:48] Speaker D: His hand placement, he was about. I knew from his hand placement he was about to fuck up. Yeah, yeah, he was. He couldn't. [00:35:56] Speaker B: Why mess up the word, cuz? You don't want to get banned too? [00:36:01] Speaker D: No, he don't want to get banned. [00:36:02] Speaker B: He wants his comment to show. [00:36:07] Speaker D: Aight job. This is the part where we need our help from. This is the same where we need help from. Our audience is a good video on tonight. So let's see. Chime in, talk to us as we go. If you don't want to answer now, you can make sure that you answer. You can answer in the email by email us. Eggs [email protected] [email protected] dot this will be. [00:36:30] Speaker B: Oh, yo, before you even get into it, yosh. Hey, if Khalil wanna hear the top five, he could listen to the podcast in the morning. [00:36:39] Speaker D: He can listen to the podcast. Actually, tonight. I started doing it tonight because what was happening was when I was waiting for the morning, I was forgetting. So a lot of shows didn't go up. So as soon as we get off, I post it. So if you missed the show, you don't have to wait till tomorrow. You could go to any platform and you can catch it. 30 minutes available right after the show. You could pouch him out up to screw it up however you want to. [00:37:00] Speaker B: After he listens, he. I'll send him the pictures. [00:37:03] Speaker D: Yeah, the pictures. The pictures. We'll post the pictures on our instagram. [00:37:07] Speaker B: That ain't happening. I should be getting flagged too much. That ain't happening. Oh, trust me, I get flagged way too much. [00:37:16] Speaker D: Well, you know what? We need to start a private group on eggs, grits, and ignorance on our social media. That's what we need to do. So people could submit their foolishness on there? [00:37:27] Speaker B: No, not in the private group, because you have to be invited. [00:37:31] Speaker D: Private group on Facebook. All right? And you know what? I know we. I know we crazy. Imagine if we had an uncut, like, private group, like, episode once a week. Like just 30 minutes of just some fuck shit. All right, we think about that. All right. All right. [00:37:51] Speaker B: Um. [00:37:51] Speaker D: So let's go Vaughn with it, too. [00:37:54] Speaker B: Look at the mind. [00:37:55] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm talking about the videos we can't show. We can show on. All right, um, relationship to this question. We got three of them tonight. Um, the first question is, what is the main reason. Von, I'm ask you this first. What is the main reason that people. Yoshi, wear your stash? Don't worry about where my stash at. L. You late, nigga. You should have been here before. All right, what? The main reason people knowingly agree to side pieces. Agree to being a side piece. [00:38:39] Speaker C: Because there's some type of benefit for them. Shit, I don't know. Downside piece. I don't know. [00:38:44] Speaker D: That's okay. [00:38:46] Speaker B: Dish. Okay. [00:38:53] Speaker C: People agree because, uh, they may use as a bartering type thing I do for you. [00:39:01] Speaker B: They come up for you. Yo. [00:39:03] Speaker D: Hey. It's there. You can't see it with the light is shaded. It's shaded. [00:39:08] Speaker B: They coming for your stash, son. Like mo black out here. Damn. I mean, not for. [00:39:21] Speaker C: Okay, if you can be a side piece, like, um. What are you getting out of it? [00:39:36] Speaker D: Jamaica convenience. Mama said the pay is good. [00:39:40] Speaker B: Yeah, because the nigga got to keep you silent. [00:39:43] Speaker D: And Treme said low maintenance. Anybody else? [00:39:47] Speaker B: I ain't gotta pay for no motherfucking trips. I might have to do something for your birthday. [00:39:54] Speaker C: Piece is low maintenance? [00:39:56] Speaker D: Yes, low maintenance. I don't have to invest in. I don't have to invest in you emotionally? Nope. But. [00:40:06] Speaker B: But I will say this. If the price is right, it works. [00:40:14] Speaker D: Mmm. [00:40:16] Speaker B: As long as you could take care of that person's needs. Whatever that others, whatever the side pieces need is, you have to be willing. [00:40:24] Speaker C: To leave their main. Do men. Do men eventually their main or they wife or to whoever their woman is for the side piece? Like, is that common or. It's not common. [00:40:41] Speaker B: I think that is somewhat. [00:40:43] Speaker D: It is somewhat common. But they don't end up staying with the side piece either, because I actually, you know what? [00:40:50] Speaker B: I'm gonna be a hunting on a honey. I know. I'm not gonna divulge what I know, but I know that shit works out for the better. I will say that. I will say that I've seen it witnessed. [00:41:06] Speaker D: I'm not saying that it doesn't work. I'm just saying in many cases, what the guy, what the guy or the woman is getting from their side piece is just filling the hole. That is not. That they're not from their mate. [00:41:21] Speaker B: They not. They not happy with neither one of them. Sometimes. Sometimes they're not happy with either one of them. You know what I mean? But me personally, I can. I could hold that down. I can hold that down. [00:41:37] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:41:38] Speaker B: I would rather be in a polygamous relationship, in a fucking monogamous relationship. [00:41:44] Speaker C: But the side piece has to be down for everything. Like, she can't. She can't try to overstep her boundaries. Right? [00:41:50] Speaker D: Like, stoppies need to. [00:41:52] Speaker B: Man, I'll tell you, you know, some real g shit. I had that and I fucked it up. I literally had that and I fucked it up. But I want to really be in my marriage anyway. [00:42:07] Speaker D: So listen, my thing is, sometimes I think what messes it up is side pieces want to be like side dishes. They want to be the main dish. You are a side piece for a reason. You are the extra. You are not necessarily telling you yoast. [00:42:24] Speaker B: But there's that one who is just comfortable. Mmm. I'm telling you. [00:42:31] Speaker D: I'm not. I'm not saying that it's not a thing. I'm just saying I have not encountered. [00:42:36] Speaker B: I have. I have. [00:42:39] Speaker D: I don't. [00:42:40] Speaker B: What I. [00:42:42] Speaker D: What I have in my past hasn't been so you like it? [00:42:46] Speaker C: Was that the one that got away? [00:42:51] Speaker B: Oh, they don't ever really get away from me for long. I circle the block. [00:42:59] Speaker C: Okay. I think if a side piece end up being, it's because he really felt he didn't want us, his wife, or a significant other like that. Relationship had already dissolved. Pretty. [00:43:16] Speaker D: What? I can see that being a thing. I don't know how much of a thing, but I can see that being a thing. Exactly. [00:43:25] Speaker B: Because women be the side pieces, so they don't be thinking. So Vaughn being the main dish now, that's what you say. But you, I, so you. [00:43:42] Speaker C: Bread, and. [00:43:43] Speaker B: I'm talking about you. A three course meal in yourself. You, you're not ready to be no side piece. You would never be a side piece. Only way the Vaughn would be a side piece is if she didn't know. [00:43:59] Speaker D: All right, let's, let's go ahead and get on that. She's not a side piece. All right, let's get into that. [00:44:05] Speaker B: Meaning that niggas cheating. [00:44:07] Speaker D: Now, this is a good question because I've wanted to know the answer to this question. When sex is good, I know, I know how to answer the question for myself. But for everybody else out there, what are the specific qualities that make it good? Vaughn, we'll start with on. [00:44:46] Speaker B: Who did you just get? [00:44:49] Speaker C: Qualities that make it good. [00:44:50] Speaker B: Now, she just thought about her last night. [00:44:56] Speaker C: Just talk nasty to me. [00:44:59] Speaker D: So, so when you're saying this, so, like, if your homegirl asks you what was what, what made it good, you would say, because he was talking that nasty. Talk to me. [00:45:11] Speaker B: She just. Okay, Vaughn, in these, these nasty tall streets. [00:45:19] Speaker D: All right, eb, what about you? Emotional attentiveness. [00:45:25] Speaker B: If you get your whole ass comment out of here. Come on. Tremayne, I'm gonna need you to come back with some man shit. I know, I understand you, bro. I understand you. You're my cousin, I love you, but come with some man shit on this shit right here. I'm with Vaughn. Get me. Get your ass out of here. Tremaine is banned from the show. Nah, but for me personally, it's the movement. It's the movements. If you're physically moving in a way that lets me know that what I'm doing is hitting that spot, that's what makes it good. And then, and then you can't, you can't be one of those overthinkers, like, don't do what you do, don't do that nasty shit. Don't do all that fucking nasty shit. That joke that your grandmama told you was a sin. And then 15 minutes after we done asked me was you good, because then your confidence. But I think, but I, I really do think that is for each individual, it's the response that that person is receiving from nasty. It's, it's, it's the reaction that you get from the other person. If I know that what I'm doing stimulates you, then I can continue to do those things. So that's what makes yo that's what makes it good. I don't have some good sex in my days. I will say that I never sling meat all over the east coast, but. [00:47:37] Speaker C: You'Re right, it has to be not to have. [00:47:41] Speaker D: I think one day, I think what I'm going to do one day is I'm going to release my top five. [00:47:46] Speaker B: Top five what? [00:47:48] Speaker D: Top five. [00:47:49] Speaker C: All time release. What? [00:47:52] Speaker B: Hold up, my brother. [00:47:56] Speaker D: Dead or alive. [00:47:58] Speaker B: What they say on the Cosby show, Yosh. [00:48:05] Speaker D: I'm a really top five best evers shallown. I'm matter of fact, we're going to create a Patreon. Challenge is issued and I'm a drop it. [00:48:21] Speaker B: I'm challenging yoast to issue two of his top five right now. [00:48:27] Speaker D: Two of my top five right now? [00:48:29] Speaker B: Right now. [00:48:31] Speaker D: You gotta sign up for Patreon. [00:48:40] Speaker C: Hey, you gotta pay to play. [00:48:42] Speaker B: Gotta pay the play. [00:48:45] Speaker D: Um, I'll give initials. Okay. Ks. And this is no particular order. There's just two of my top five ks. [00:49:01] Speaker B: I don't think I know that one. [00:49:03] Speaker D: Okay. And ag k. [00:49:12] Speaker B: Yeah, you got me. I don't know them. I could confidently say I don't know them. [00:49:18] Speaker D: These all suck it. [00:49:19] Speaker B: Now, if you had a said th. Oh, whoa. I just said I know that one. [00:49:35] Speaker D: Okay. Okay. Th might have kicked ks out. Th th is definitively top five. [00:49:43] Speaker B: You know what they a. Yosh, you know what they say about that? No, no, no. [00:49:52] Speaker D: For the th. [00:49:54] Speaker B: But I'm just saying, I'm just saying that, you know, it beat them quiet ones. [00:49:59] Speaker D: Yes. [00:50:05] Speaker B: Now, that's what I'm saying. That. I'm saying, yeah. Like right on the outside. [00:50:10] Speaker D: Yes, he was, huh? Now, I will say this. When. If, if I. If I was to drop the list. [00:50:22] Speaker B: Yo, I could drop my shit. Hold on, hold on. Right now. I could drop that bitch right now. [00:50:28] Speaker D: Hey, th took a young me and slap it up, flipped it, rubbed it down like. Oh, lord. Damn, man. Hey, hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:50:47] Speaker B: Next question. Next question. I plead the fifth. [00:50:53] Speaker D: You refuse to list yours, I'm going. [00:50:55] Speaker C: I'm going to one, take him out to the grave. [00:50:59] Speaker B: Hey, listen. No, Vaughn. I'm gonna help you out. [00:51:02] Speaker D: No, Vaughn, somebody top five. [00:51:07] Speaker B: On my top five. And I ain't never even had. But Vaughn is help you with your top five, aight. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. And Daddy. Because whoever you calling Daddy right now is your top five. That is it. All right, let's get to the last question. [00:51:39] Speaker D: Maybe running out of time. All right, last question. True or false, the quality of a person's exes factors into the current. Into their current dating value. [00:51:58] Speaker B: I could somewhat agree with that. I could somewhat agree with that. [00:52:05] Speaker D: You can you can you fuck this nigga. What? Crazy. [00:52:11] Speaker B: Your choices are skewed. Yeah, your choices. You made bad choices. Think about it. [00:52:23] Speaker C: Well, well, okay. You look at it like that. [00:52:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:52:28] Speaker C: Whoever. Who wants to admit that, though, like, who wants to acknowledge that? Just let it. Just let it go. Just forget about it happening. [00:52:39] Speaker B: I can't, cuz. You know what? I made some bad choices. I made some bad choices. Tremaine lying, cuz he can't even spell false. [00:52:48] Speaker D: Exactly. [00:52:57] Speaker B: Flaccid. That's what he's trying to spell. Flaccid. But. But now think about it. I don't been in a relationship because the coochie felt good. I saying the coochie was good. [00:53:14] Speaker D: What they got to do with the question? [00:53:17] Speaker B: Yeah, a lot. I made a poor motherfucking choice. That. That is a reflection of me. Because niggas, niggas come up to me all the time and be like, oh, you. Oh, Mister Kareem. Oh, yo. Oh, you was married. Oh, you would just date. Oh, oh. And then I get the story, you. [00:53:43] Speaker D: Know, what the fuck was that girl? What was her friend's name? [00:53:47] Speaker B: Jesus. I get. I get all the story after the fact. [00:53:51] Speaker D: Was it Kim? [00:53:52] Speaker C: Did y'all find yourselves getting more single women or married women attention when you guys were married? [00:54:00] Speaker D: No, no, no. [00:54:04] Speaker B: I get the same amount of attention now. [00:54:07] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:54:10] Speaker B: My problem is motherfucker. Motherfucking people can smell relationship on me. They just not feeling these choices I make now. Fuck that, cuz. I don't. I'm not gonna be in no fucking relationship with you like Vaughn. You would hate me. Such a screw you would hit. You would literally know. You would hate me because I'd be doing all that shit. You like all of it. And you'd be like, you gonna come to me because I know. Listen, I know that you. Y'all have talked about this on your show. You gonna come with that question. So, yo, eb, what is we doing? You, Yoshi and Sue gonna ask that question, right? [00:55:07] Speaker D: I ain't gonna let that slide because I think Yoshi ain't gonna ask that. Yoshi gonna say, how much you make? Will you take? [00:55:19] Speaker B: Because I got me. I know that's right. [00:55:23] Speaker D: Need you to get me so I could get me too. And then we gonna spend your money and I'm gonna keep my money. [00:55:29] Speaker B: That's a whole fact. Respect. [00:55:48] Speaker D: People. I think function is when people lie. You know what I'm saying, like, you lying about who you are. She is one of the realest people I know as far as being upfront. [00:56:01] Speaker B: Listen, I listen to the show and. [00:56:03] Speaker D: I realize that shit is, like, not real. [00:56:08] Speaker B: No, it's not a facade. [00:56:12] Speaker C: At all. [00:56:14] Speaker B: It's not a facade. [00:56:16] Speaker D: She act like. Like no hands. Like, I be like, you ain't gonna talk to me like that. Nigga, take your ass over there. [00:56:24] Speaker B: But that, but just to answer that question, I'm not. I'm really not gonna go where people want me to go. It's a conscious decision. [00:56:40] Speaker C: Never. [00:56:42] Speaker B: No, I didn't say never. What I'm saying is I'm going to make a choice. Yo, there's only one woman. There's only one woman on this fucking planet. There's only one woman. [00:56:59] Speaker D: Okay, so that's another thing. Why is it that when men have expectations or they set they standards or whatever, it's considered walls being high, like, or. Or like some crazy shit, like, women are allowed to have standards, but men aren't? No, I. [00:57:20] Speaker C: Listen, I know women have standards. [00:57:26] Speaker D: I know women. [00:57:27] Speaker C: I'm not saying to hear a man, it's. This is just not. It's rare. It's just rare for, like, to hear Evie speak like this. You don't find too many guys to. [00:57:41] Speaker D: Speak like what I. [00:57:43] Speaker B: So I. So what it is, this is what it is. Vaughn is right about me. [00:57:52] Speaker C: I mean, I'll never get a relationship. [00:57:55] Speaker B: It is a wall. It's 100% a wall because I've been down the road. So now I'm doubling back. I'm not gonna make the same fucking mistake again. [00:58:10] Speaker D: Where the fuck is my loser horn? You know, I'm saying that. [00:58:13] Speaker B: That's just real. I'm just being real. Nah, is real shit. Vaughn is right about me, per se, not men. I'm not gonna say men, but you know what? [00:58:26] Speaker D: Okay, I got your. [00:58:28] Speaker B: I mean, hey, fuck it. I mean, but I'm not going to. I'm. I'm going to always make a better choice than the last one. [00:58:40] Speaker D: And on that note, this is what I'm gonna do. [00:58:44] Speaker B: You ain't doing shit for the crew. [00:58:52] Speaker D: To this foolishness. To the queen. Nigga, I don't know what the hell you talking about. [00:58:59] Speaker B: But now, that's just me personally. Like, I'm not fucking. I'm not. I'm not about to know. I mean it when I tell you. I mean it when I tell you this. This is a fact. I wouldn't do. I will do. I would do a commitment ceremony. [00:59:26] Speaker D: I cannot hear you, sir, I don't know what you. [00:59:28] Speaker C: You're saying, please never get married again. You do a commitment, but never get married. [00:59:33] Speaker B: But only one person. [00:59:35] Speaker D: That means. So that means. My thing is when people. I think when people say that you're. Unless you meet somebody who doesn't want to be married, you're condemning the people that come after you. They come after this person. And how is that? How is that? How was that? The real. You ain't even take the whole shot. No, I didn't, because I got to do this damn show. And if I take a whole shot, the shit, all these buttons I got to press gonna be fucked up. [01:00:00] Speaker B: So take the shot. [01:00:03] Speaker D: I took half the shot. [01:00:05] Speaker B: Nigga, like, is waiting on you. [01:00:09] Speaker D: You will not. What you will not do is fucking twelve. You won't take the goddamn shot. You're not going to anyway. Anyway. So what I'm saying is, I think that we get so caught up in the hurt that people have caused us that we don't give the people that come after that hurt a chance to even experience the real and full ability of us. And that's why I said my marriage was. I wouldn't say my marriage was horrible. It just. It ended. It didn't end well. And me and her, just me and her are literally just picking up the pieces of that relationship. And even in that, like, we still. We still crack jokes and stuff like that about the marriage and me leaving and all of that. Like, she throw her shots and I throw my shots, but, like, she's moved on and is. Is not taking, like, what our marriage did to her to heart. And I'm not taking what hurt what her actions in our marriage did to me. Now, there are some things that I have come up. Like, she, at a certain point, she became a little bit verbally kind of off point. And so I don't take people cursing at me. Well, that type of stuff, I know. But to say I close my heart off or just cope, I close myself off to the possibility of being married now because of a number of reasons I want to be married. I enjoyed. I enjoyed being married when shit was good. I didn't enjoy it when shit was bad. And it was bad more than it was good. But the good was enough in there that I feel like had I been with the right person, I would have be married today. And if I was married today to her, we were looking at almost 20 years of marriage. I just married the wrong person. And so I cannot condemn marriage because I married the wrong person. [01:02:21] Speaker B: For me, she was what about the wrong time? [01:02:25] Speaker D: She's the right person for somebody else. [01:02:27] Speaker C: Maybe it was the wrong time. [01:02:29] Speaker B: No, she was the right person for somebody else. [01:02:32] Speaker D: No, no, because me and her have had that discussion. Like me have had a discussion where not only do we think that we married the wrong person, but it was at the wrong time. [01:02:43] Speaker B: I've had this, I've had that. See, that's the thing. I've had that discussion. [01:02:47] Speaker D: See her no. Like, her. No. I feel like each one of us is evil or that we did something to make us feel like we can't give ourselves to somebody else. And that's why I think when people take the stance of I don't want to get married again, or I don't want to love again, or I don't want to give my all to somebody else again, to me, it's a cop out. It's a like, I'm being like. I think all of us have been through shit in our life, right? And the things we've been through in our life have given us the strength that we have today. So you have to continue to live in that strength. You have to continue to live in that strength. Like, you have to, like work. It's like working out your heart is like working out. Like, you go. You go through these different relationships and these different situations and every time your heart breaks, it's supposed to build back stronger. But if you consistently, like, if I work out the day and I'm sore the next day and I don't go to the gym, there is no gains. There's no gain. Like, I don't gain nothing, I don't lose no weight, I don't. Whatever. Cuz I'm in pain. So I'm not gonna go. And that's where I through have an issue with people. And it's not you, Evie. I'm just saying it's okay if it's me. I come across a lot of people. I come across a lot of people that have the same mindset in that marriage is the issue. And it's not marriage, it's the person that you were married to. So now you can't condemn other people and basically like deprive them of something that would make them happy or a different level of a relationship due to the fact that this motherfucker wasn't shit. See, when it's. [01:04:40] Speaker B: When it's just I'm not. Alright, so I'm. I'm not condemning marriage. Because if you know me, I promote that shit. I love that shit. I love black especially, I love seeing black people get married. You know what I'm saying? But my issue is, isn't necessarily marriage. My issue is trust. I don't trust you with me. [01:05:06] Speaker D: See, but that's what I'm saying. But, but you're making, you're making the next person pay the bill that somebody else ran up. No, I'm not. That's, that's the bill somebody else ran up? [01:05:16] Speaker C: Yes. [01:05:17] Speaker B: You know, I'm not, not you. You want to know why I'm not? I'm not making someone else, Bill? Because I'm refusing to do it. [01:05:30] Speaker C: I want it. [01:05:31] Speaker B: And then, and then, no, I'm refusing to do it. And then I'm telling them, you got a choice. You literally have a choice. You can fuck with me the way I am because I'm not gonna change yourself with someone. [01:05:48] Speaker D: No, see, and that's, and that's what I'm saying. Like, you, not me, this, I saw this. [01:05:57] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you like this. I'm very, I'm very meticulous about what I want at this point. So when I tell you is only one person that I could trust to that point. It's only one person. Everybody else. I've got time for you like that. I could give you what you want, but I'm not gonna give you all of what you. I can give you what you need to a certain extent. So either you're gonna like, you could be the. I could allow me to be a catapult to the next nigga, cuz. I'm not gonna be the one for you. [01:06:37] Speaker D: I ain't a bridge nigga. I ain't got time. Like, I don't. [01:06:42] Speaker B: I don't have that. [01:06:45] Speaker C: That was. [01:06:48] Speaker B: I don't know when I tell you, I. So you talking. This is the thing. Hold up. So this is what I'm saying, yo, you already know I'm about the relationship do, right? So if I am the relationship, dude, and you fuck the relationship out of me, how could I be that same person again? [01:07:08] Speaker D: What I'm saying is. But that's what I'm saying. Like, you're condemning the other person. [01:07:14] Speaker B: Not. I'm leaving you free to make a choice. [01:07:17] Speaker D: No, no, no. You're not leaving anybody. [01:07:21] Speaker C: Yourself. [01:07:26] Speaker D: It's not that, cuz. Cuz, like, at the end of the. [01:07:31] Speaker C: Day, like, it is, he's not allowing himself to feel. [01:07:36] Speaker B: But who is responsible for my choices? [01:07:40] Speaker D: No, no, like, you're responsible for my choices. [01:07:43] Speaker B: Who's gonna pay the weight of my choices? [01:07:45] Speaker D: That is, that is that is completely yours. [01:07:47] Speaker B: And. [01:07:47] Speaker D: And I'm not trying to change your mind on that. It is completely yours on that. But I think that. Know. Okay, just to shift it from you. [01:08:05] Speaker B: I'm a good example. [01:08:06] Speaker D: I don't want to be. I don't want to be that. I don't want to be that dude on. On a porch, on a rocking chair. And I don't have anybody with me. And I'm not saying that I don't want to be alone, because I'm fine by myself. I'm. Please, I love me. It is what it is. I don't think that you can love anybody else unless you love yourself. I don't think you could be with anybody else unless you could be with yourself. I 100% believe that. So that's not the case. I just feel like I owe it to the next person that I'm coming contact with at my tender age of 21. Like, whoever I come in contact with. [01:08:47] Speaker B: Mustache is 21. [01:08:49] Speaker D: Relationship. Anybody that wants a relationship. And I'm gonna be real with you like musk ass. What you call me? Musky ass nigga. What the fuck? [01:09:01] Speaker B: I said your mustache is 21. [01:09:06] Speaker D: Said musky ass. [01:09:07] Speaker C: I said musky ass. [01:09:10] Speaker D: I am not musky. Nigga. Smell. I smell good, nigga. Don't do that shit. Don't. Don't. [01:09:17] Speaker C: The age of 21. [01:09:19] Speaker D: Yes. Ten to age of 21. [01:09:21] Speaker B: Oh, she gotta call you, right? [01:09:23] Speaker C: Age of 21. [01:09:24] Speaker B: That's all you treat ripening. [01:09:33] Speaker D: Too many idiots. Yes. Too many idiots for soup. Now, what I'm saying is no soup for you. All right? So. [01:09:41] Speaker C: That'S where Evie is. Evie don't want no more idiots to spoil the soup. [01:09:50] Speaker B: But I know what I want to. And if you don't fit that bill, then I can only give you pieces of me. [01:09:57] Speaker D: I'm gonna tell you what's crazy. I think. I think Eb's gonna fight it tooth and nail, but it's gonna take somebody like. No, no. I'm gonna tell you. See? Like, eevee, it ain't gonna take nobody like Yosh. I'm gonna tell you who. The type of person that will wear his ass down, sue would wear him right? Now. I'm talking about a person like sue with her personality, her demeanor, her. Her wherewithal. Is she from New York? No, no. That kind of just. I'm not talking about. I'm not talking about physicality. I'm talking about just personality. Patience, the. Okay, that's what you want to do? Okay. [01:10:47] Speaker C: Yes. [01:10:47] Speaker D: I got you. All right, that's fine. Oh, that's where we at. All right. I'm here with you, and you not going to be. And she's one of them you can't kind of quite get rid of because she's just that good of a person that it. That she's going to be the type person that makes you change everything you think. And I think my dad and my mom told me the same thing at different points in their life and what they said. I truly believe the right person changes everything you think about relationships. [01:11:19] Speaker B: And so I will say this. You might be somewhat on the path, but I'll tell you this. If her delivery is too soft, it won't work. [01:11:29] Speaker D: No. And that's the thing. That's the thing about sue, is there is a balance. [01:11:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:11:34] Speaker B: No, no, no. I want your balance. [01:11:37] Speaker C: She. I call her the wild card. I call her wild card. [01:11:40] Speaker B: I don't want your balance. [01:11:42] Speaker C: I call her wild card because know what you gonna get. [01:11:46] Speaker D: Yeah, she. [01:11:47] Speaker B: I need a woman that's gonna stop. Just show the disrespect. [01:11:51] Speaker D: And that's what I'm saying. There's a particular. I think there's very few people I've come across that have a balance of push and pull. And what I mean by that is, you know, she supports the person without making them feel like she's, like, yosh would be awesome. Nigga, you get your fucking shit together. No, that should. Don't work for everybody. [01:12:20] Speaker B: That should work for me and. [01:12:22] Speaker D: And everybody don't work with. Oh, baby, you got. Okay. And that's what I'm saying. Sue has the balance in between the two. She knows how to push. [01:12:40] Speaker B: I need to be heard. [01:12:42] Speaker D: But that's what say, it may be a day you got to get checked. It may be a day you got to get heard. And she has the ability. [01:12:52] Speaker B: I listen to what I'm saying. [01:12:53] Speaker D: She has the ability to balance the both. [01:12:55] Speaker B: And as I'm saying, listen to them what I'm saying. There is one woman. There is one woman out there. I already know who she is. [01:13:04] Speaker D: Okay. What's was her? [01:13:06] Speaker B: That is. That is capable. T's. [01:13:09] Speaker D: T. I mean, ls. [01:13:12] Speaker B: If you want to be specific. [01:13:13] Speaker D: I mean, come on, nigga. I mean, but that shit's, like, for fucking ever, so let's. [01:13:18] Speaker B: Nah, nah. You know. No, that's TJ, my nigga. That's different also. [01:13:25] Speaker D: I don't know. [01:13:25] Speaker B: Tl's never met her. Never met her. [01:13:31] Speaker D: No, listen, th was a gymnast. That's all the fuck I got to say. God damn it. Let's not talk about it. [01:13:37] Speaker B: It was some chill even involved. They were. [01:13:42] Speaker D: Niggas. [01:13:44] Speaker B: Ducks. [01:13:55] Speaker D: Are blown up. [01:14:01] Speaker B: On the grizzly. Vaughn. [01:14:03] Speaker D: Listen, let me tell you something. Yeah. I think Vaughn would have been good with the crew. I think Vaughn would have been good with the crew. [01:14:12] Speaker B: 28, we gonna bring him in the two two eight south clan. [01:14:15] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:14:19] Speaker B: Cuz she looked like Tremaine. Just let us do our dumb shit. Just let us do our dumb shit and then talk about it later. [01:14:34] Speaker D: I tried to find Fatima on social media. I could not find fatigue. [01:14:38] Speaker B: Now, you ain't finding Fatima or motherfucking Christine. Christine. You ain't found neither one of them? [01:14:45] Speaker D: I tried. [01:14:46] Speaker B: I feel like Christine became a fiend. [01:14:48] Speaker D: But you think was he became a fee. [01:14:51] Speaker B: Yeah. I hate to say it, but, you know, by disappear like that. [01:14:56] Speaker D: Yeah, she went into team. [01:14:58] Speaker B: It was just private. She's very private. [01:15:01] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:15:02] Speaker B: I found Jackie on social media, but. [01:15:04] Speaker D: I ain't never damn Jackie. [01:15:07] Speaker B: Yeah, and a coupe. [01:15:10] Speaker D: Which one was Jackie? [01:15:12] Speaker B: That was a dark skin chick. Not. Not. Not Betty. Big booty Betty. [01:15:17] Speaker D: Ooh. Betty had legs everywhere. Betty's. [01:15:22] Speaker B: Sorry. Sorry, Vaughn, but Betty had legs. Betty was 510. [01:15:30] Speaker D: But no, Betty was like six one nigga. [01:15:33] Speaker B: I don't know. But I was short. And I stayed at her chest, though. She's a tall ass woman, but she was a badass woman. [01:15:42] Speaker D: Listen, when me and Betty got it, I was like, oh, shit. [01:15:48] Speaker B: That's the type of confusion I'm trying to have in my life. I want a woman that's like, 511, God damn it. [01:15:54] Speaker D: Like, all these. These legs is just everywhere. [01:15:56] Speaker B: Like, I want a woman that when. When her. When I'm on top, her legs is slapping me in the ass like she goddamn long. 6162. 511. I'll let you show that boy. [01:16:12] Speaker D: Hey, man, listen. Wendy's was the days, man. Wendy's. Wendy's was the days when McDonald's. [01:16:18] Speaker B: Wendy's in McDonald's. [01:16:19] Speaker D: Wendy's and McDonald's. Damn, nigga, you got me. [01:16:27] Speaker B: Yeah, calm down. [01:16:30] Speaker C: We trying to go down memory lane. We're not doing that tonight. We're not doing that. [01:16:38] Speaker B: All right, listen. Let's approach it. [01:16:40] Speaker D: AJ von, tell me how they can find you. [01:16:49] Speaker C: Or you can find me on Facebook at Bond Lee, and you can find me on instagram at one Bonchella. You can always catch me here kicking it with my also random Add ADHD. I always want to go down memory lane. I always want to go back to. [01:17:09] Speaker D: Hey, listen, what we need. [01:17:10] Speaker B: I'm talking. [01:17:12] Speaker C: Well, we need to get some random shit. [01:17:15] Speaker D: We need to get more black on here and have more black on. That's what we need to have on. We need to have mo black. [01:17:23] Speaker B: I'm gonna hit him up. I'm gonna hit him up. [01:17:27] Speaker D: Mo black will tell some stories. Like, mo black got some stories. [01:17:30] Speaker B: Now you got stories. [01:17:31] Speaker D: Black got stories. [01:17:33] Speaker C: I want your man to tell some stories. [01:17:35] Speaker B: No, no, trey, we don't want Tremaine. We get tray on here, too. [01:17:42] Speaker D: Like, a lot of people don't know, okay? What people don't know is tutu was next. [01:17:47] Speaker C: Remain trangle, tell the truth. [01:17:54] Speaker B: Man. [01:17:57] Speaker D: Are telling the truth. [01:17:59] Speaker B: This we haven't covered up. [01:18:04] Speaker D: Hey, listen. Oh, no. Scott videos. Nigga, don't, don't. Let's. Let's not, cuz. If you got videos, trust and believe. I got videos, too. [01:18:19] Speaker B: Hey, listen, when you remember living it, living at 228 was the original real world. [01:18:30] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:18:34] Speaker B: We talk about real world with heather beat. Yeah, like, we was original real world. Like, we really just really just was. I tell you how it started was my uncle. I think it was my uncle's funeral. Tremaine like, yo, I'm thinking about coming down. I'm like, yeah, you know I live in Jersey, right? Yo, pull up. You know, I'm saying we'll get a crib. Next thing I know, yo is like, well, I don't want to live at home no more. And my boy b was like, yo, my pops won't kick me out. I don't. [01:19:10] Speaker D: I was living in my mom's at the time. [01:19:13] Speaker B: Yeah, because. Yeah, cuz, you end up going to Mister Perry House for a minute. [01:19:19] Speaker D: Yeah, end up living my mom. [01:19:21] Speaker B: Then you went back to your mom's. [01:19:23] Speaker D: Then I ended up shamika. Yeah, right. [01:19:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I ended up in Mister Perry Crib. And at the same time I hollered at Tremaine. So Tremaine's like, I fucking. I'm coming down. So I was like, I cool. So we need you to get a crib. So you'll find a crib. So Tremaine found the crib and I was like, yo, we gonna need people to pay the rental. I Yoshi, want to move out, b. Want to move out? [01:19:51] Speaker D: Let's get it, nigga. [01:19:53] Speaker B: We was over from that. We moved into that apartment and Tremaine set us down in that living room. We said we'd rather have a conversation. I'm not going to divulge what was said in that conversation, but we had a conversation next to Wycliffe's mom yo, yo basement. [01:20:14] Speaker D: We live next to the booger basement. We live next door to the Fuji's, um, recording studio. [01:20:23] Speaker B: The booger basement. I remember he brought that Bentley out. [01:20:26] Speaker D: Yep, he sure did. [01:20:27] Speaker B: You know, saying, but. But I'm telling you, we literally had a conversation. And it was on it popping. It was on it popping. Parties, women drinking. [01:20:41] Speaker D: Shit. [01:20:41] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know how we paid any fucking bill. I don't know. [01:20:49] Speaker D: Yeah, we're non tents. Was at the crib all the time. [01:20:54] Speaker B: Yo, that's where the kid came from. My oldest son. My oldest son was everybody's first nephew. [01:21:09] Speaker D: Grandma, son, cousin. [01:21:14] Speaker B: Number one. [01:21:15] Speaker D: He was. [01:21:16] Speaker B: He was the first kid in the crew. [01:21:19] Speaker D: He's the first kid out of every. Everybody. Nobody had a child. And he was the first kid of everybody. He lit. He was in the crib with all of us. Like, it was. Be smoking weed, liquor everywhere. Yeah, threesomes happening. [01:21:38] Speaker B: A lot of shit happening. It was going down to that bitch. That house was just. [01:21:48] Speaker D: Wasn't for us to move all the furniture out and throw some Christmas lights up and put the music down. [01:21:58] Speaker B: And that relationship that I was in, that was the best part of the relationship. You can find me on memory fucking on Instagram. That is b I g k I d e m v. Underscore chop. I think I spelled that shit. [01:22:27] Speaker D: You don't look like it, man. You can find me. It's boy Yoshi, aka my Alinsky. And you can find me on Instagram. At Instagram. And Snapchat. At the 9th wonder. On Facebook, Yoshi English. And on Twitter, aka x. I am coaching underscore. You find me on. What's that shit called? TikTok at Ariel. Sdat podcast is next. Whatever it is shouts out the crux media for producing the show. Shout out to be easy. Shout out tcl. That's everybody in the crux media family. And until next time, y'all, we're out. Yeah.

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