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[00:00:25] Speaker A: Do you have a podcast that youre passionate about? Are you looking for a professional studio to help bring your vision to life? Move no further than Crux Media Group studios. Located at 903 West Evans street in Florence, South Carolina, Crux Media Group Studios is a full service podcast studio that offers recording, editing, consultation, live streaming, video recording and more. We have state of the art equipment and a team of experienced professionals who can help you create a podcast that is professional, polished and engaging. Whether you're a first time podcaster or a seasoned pro, Crux Media Group Studios can help you take your podcast to the next level. Contact us today at 843-407-1673 to learn more about our services and to schedule a consultation. [00:02:11] Speaker B: And we're back to it. Is your team the best team in the land? It's the best evening show you could ever be a part of. Make sure you tap in your boys and girl from the eggs, grits and ignorance family. Hey, remember, you can find us on all podcast platforms starting tomorrow morning. But you're here live with us on YouTube, Facebook, and of course, on our instagram. Grits, the letter and ignorance. Go ahead and tap it to us all day, every day. We got you everywhere. There's no place you can miss this show. All day, every day. Go ahead and tap in. Make sure that we get you what we get you. And I got the best team in the land. Boy Yoshi, aka pappy Mason. If you don't know, now you know, go ahead and look him up. I'm bringing it to the show. My boy eevee, aka became underscore chops, aka gangsta and the gentleman. What's happening to my good brother? [00:03:00] Speaker C: I will survive. [00:03:01] Speaker B: You will. You said you wanted that throwback music today. It's throwback Thursday. [00:03:08] Speaker C: You threw it back to my mama era. [00:03:12] Speaker B: Shouts out, happy birthday. Mom's birthday was a couple days ago. We got to mention it last week because actually, I think it was like Friday, right? [00:03:20] Speaker C: The 19th. [00:03:22] Speaker B: 19Th. So happy birthday. [00:03:23] Speaker C: Yeah, that was like a Wednesday or something. [00:03:25] Speaker B: She could say her happy birthday, too. Bonnie, what's happening, Mama? [00:03:30] Speaker D: What's good? What's good? [00:03:33] Speaker B: This Bonnie music here. [00:03:34] Speaker D: Ig shouts out to IG. [00:03:38] Speaker B: Everybody tapped in on Instagram, man. Grits, the letter and ignorance. Hey, simply the best. Cause we are simply the best. [00:03:50] Speaker C: I like simply's lemonade. [00:03:51] Speaker B: Is your mama aka searching for booty to butter? Hey, mama didn't post that booty butter. Yeah, mama posted that booty butter on her birthday. She said on Mama's birthday, she said she's looking for some booty to butter happy birthday to her. [00:04:15] Speaker D: Mom. I got mine at the mail today, so no comment. I'm gonna butter my booty. [00:04:23] Speaker B: Oh, it is okay, Vaughn. There it is. [00:04:29] Speaker C: Tizz. [00:04:29] Speaker B: It is a tremaine. Thanks for tapping in. What's going on? Good, brother. How you doing today? [00:04:34] Speaker D: What's up? [00:04:35] Speaker B: Oh, man. On the road and this. Listen, let me tell you something. The weather, in case you're wondering what I'm doing, that tequila shot I just took slipped out my hand and went every fucking way. I hate turning on my heat in the daytime and my air in the morning at night. My air in the morning and my heat at night. I hate that shit. Like, I'm like, okay, I'm good. I was like, I'm a thug. I'm like, I'm a thug it. I was like, I'm a thug it. I'm a thug it. I'm a thug it out. I'm gonna take it out. I'm gonna take it out. And I was in this bitch, like, cleaning my room and I was sweating. I was like, this, this ain't. This shit ain't right. Let me turn on the air. Now. The sun done went down. It about to be cold in the motherfucker. This goddamn South Carolina shit. [00:05:25] Speaker C: You know what you mean? [00:05:26] Speaker D: Seasons, you know, change like that. [00:05:29] Speaker C: You know what you need to help you prepare for your days? Jeff's weather report. [00:05:36] Speaker B: And let me say this, and Jeff, I say this with love. I say this with love. Fuck you, Jeff. I can't get my weather right because the. Our weatherman ain't been in. [00:05:53] Speaker C: We ain't getting no weather report. We had the heat, Maza the dirt. [00:05:59] Speaker B: Maza the wind, Maza the prayer warriors. We had is, we had nothing, man. Jeff, where you at? [00:06:07] Speaker C: Jeff? Nothing. [00:06:10] Speaker D: Jeff in the closet. [00:06:14] Speaker C: Jeff really was in the closet. [00:06:20] Speaker B: Mama be like, I don't know, like, oh, Jeff actually, Jeff's on. I didn't know Jeff was on. Jeff. [00:06:28] Speaker D: Oh, you talking. [00:06:29] Speaker C: Can we get some weather? [00:06:30] Speaker B: Can we get some weather? Jeff, can you tap in just to do the weather? If you need me to send you the link, I'll send you the link. Just to do the weather each and every week. We just need you on five minutes to do the weather. Cuz I don't know what to do. I got a hoodie on and I got shorts on. You want me stand up? [00:06:47] Speaker C: We don't know whether it's sundress season or sweat pants. [00:06:52] Speaker D: It's about to be sundress season over here. I ordered me a lot of sundresses. [00:06:57] Speaker B: Okay. [00:06:58] Speaker D: This is gonna be some classes. Remember I told y'all I didn't wear them. It was, uh. I forgot the young lady name that y'all know. And we was like, we don't wear sundresses. So I went to order some. [00:07:13] Speaker C: Hey, man, I think that was Eddie Griffin. [00:07:15] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:07:18] Speaker C: Dawn, one of the two. [00:07:20] Speaker B: It might have been Dawn. [00:07:21] Speaker C: I think sundresses beat his shit, man. No, the clapping you get in the sundress, Vaughn. [00:07:34] Speaker B: Thou shalt not show grandma. [00:07:37] Speaker D: Clapping ton. Well, you know, this is a new day and age for grandmamas. Okay, exactly. [00:07:50] Speaker C: Gen X clapping is good. [00:07:57] Speaker B: Let's go ahead and get into your top five, man, before we get too far down the road with Clappington. [00:08:15] Speaker C: Yo, black is time. [00:08:23] Speaker B: Go ahead, my boy. [00:08:25] Speaker C: Yeah. So speaking of Clappington, we ain't never getting off that, okay? It's gonna be that. This is Eb's top five. [00:08:37] Speaker B: Every. [00:08:38] Speaker C: Hold on. [00:08:38] Speaker B: Jeff said every sundress should come with a tube of big kid envy's booty butter. Yes, it. I totally agree. [00:08:50] Speaker C: I don't know about the tubes, but. [00:08:52] Speaker B: You can get a jar. A jar of booty butter. Yes, but. [00:09:01] Speaker C: All right, so this is the top five uses for big kid Envy's booty butter. So if you don't know, now you know. All right, so number five, it actually is more. It's a useful novelty item because you can use it, but it more is more for you to just put on your dresser and maybe even spark a conversation about it, like, what the fuck is that? [00:09:35] Speaker B: What. [00:09:35] Speaker C: What is the big kid envy's booty butter? Then you just might end up with your booty, bro. You know? [00:09:42] Speaker D: I mean, that's the object for me. [00:09:44] Speaker C: That is always the object. And number four, it really will moisturize your skin. That shit works. It's quality shit, you know, I'm saying lovingly made enjoys ii, but I think it's one of its most unclogy pipes. I don't know about that. [00:10:21] Speaker D: I was about to say something real ignorant, but I'm not. I'm not going to fall into the trap. [00:10:26] Speaker C: Don't go down the rabbit hole. Don't go down the rabbit hole. Number three. Number three, I like you because you know how you be seeing the people, they be, they be, you know, just running into the store real quick. But they ankles be awesome. Dry, ashy shit. Yeah, rub this shit on your ankles, especially if you wear the sundress, you. [00:10:52] Speaker B: Know, I'm saying we don't just drop good stuff. [00:10:56] Speaker C: If the sun, sometimes the sun dress be a little too long, so. [00:11:06] Speaker D: It. [00:11:06] Speaker C: Would not cure cancer. It's not an astringent. Yeah, but you know how sometimes you got to hike up your dress so y'all don't walk on it, your ankles come out to get the showing and you, you ain't lotion too good down there. Put some of them booty butter on your ankles and get them. Get them moisturized and keep them looking good. You know, saying, all right, so number two. Number two, it's a love making beacon. Yeah. Sometimes, you know, when you get busy, life be life and work be working, you know, I'm saying, you just put the booty butter out on the bed, you know what I'm saying? So now, now you ain't even got to talk. You know what time it is now? [00:11:58] Speaker B: You know what time it is? [00:11:59] Speaker C: You know what time it is? When you get. When you. When you walk through that door and that gentleman is waiting on you with the. With the big kid envy's booty butter beacon lighting the way. [00:12:14] Speaker D: This reminds me of the old spice commercials. [00:12:28] Speaker B: Jeff's on drugs, fixes leaky pipes and oil change. [00:12:37] Speaker C: It's a bat signal for the goddamn right. [00:12:42] Speaker B: YouTube. Hello, cousin and others. How are you doing tonight, LLC? Hey, send us. Send us some product. Ocean mysticals. I don't know what you do, but send it to us, man. We'll promote it. [00:12:54] Speaker C: She be with the rocks. And. [00:13:01] Speaker D: I'm gonna try it out tonight and I'll let you know. [00:13:04] Speaker B: You got your booty butter. [00:13:05] Speaker D: Yes, I do, Vaughn. [00:13:09] Speaker B: I do not want. [00:13:10] Speaker D: I haven't opened it yet. [00:13:11] Speaker B: I do not want to hear about you trying booty butter tonight. I don't want you trying booty butter ever. [00:13:16] Speaker C: Like that shit tonight. [00:13:18] Speaker B: I don't want to hear, oh, I. [00:13:20] Speaker C: Want to know how it goes down. That's number one. That is number one. Rub it on a nice booty. [00:13:27] Speaker B: I don't want to live. [00:13:31] Speaker C: On. If you. If you can avoid rubbing it on your own booty, that would be best, Vaughn. [00:13:38] Speaker D: Rub it on my own booty? [00:13:40] Speaker C: No, you might have to get instrument of destruction to rub it on that booty for you. [00:13:48] Speaker D: I can't rub it on my. [00:13:49] Speaker C: I can, but I, you, 98% of you, you can rub it on. [00:13:56] Speaker D: Yeah, but I'm letting that man do it. [00:13:58] Speaker C: He get the booty. [00:14:08] Speaker D: I'm gonna try it tonight. Take me a good shower. Come out. [00:14:17] Speaker C: Hey, like I said, let me know. Let me know what it would do because I already know personally, because you know I, um. My homegirl, Terrica, she made this stuff, and she has her own company. It's beautiful. Beautiful by nature, Inc. [00:14:35] Speaker B: But if you. [00:14:36] Speaker C: You. You see the little pun there? Because she from Jersey. Now I'm saying naughty by nature from Jersey. So beautiful by nature. Okay, so she rapping. Where she from? You know what I'm saying? She said it's hypoallergenic, so it shouldn't. It shouldn't break you out. [00:14:57] Speaker D: And I don't know, you're not sure how. [00:15:01] Speaker B: You need juice. [00:15:04] Speaker C: Might be some booty juice in there. [00:15:06] Speaker B: Do we get to number two yet? [00:15:09] Speaker C: Yeah, man, we done? [00:15:10] Speaker B: We. [00:15:10] Speaker C: We done? [00:15:11] Speaker B: Are we done? Yeah, my fault. I had a business call from the boss. Number. [00:15:16] Speaker C: Yeah, number two was the booty beacon. [00:15:20] Speaker B: Okay. [00:15:21] Speaker C: And then number one was rub it on. Rub it on a nice booty. You can't rub it on no flat booty. [00:15:27] Speaker B: Scared of me because I do them. Oh, she does readings. Okay. [00:15:33] Speaker C: Oh, I thought she was talking about rubbing on a booty. [00:15:35] Speaker B: Rubbing on your boot. Oh, I don't know. [00:15:37] Speaker D: Can we all, y'all want me to. [00:15:42] Speaker C: You get. Whoa, whoa. [00:15:44] Speaker D: I can't smell it. [00:15:46] Speaker B: Wait a minute. [00:15:48] Speaker C: Pause. [00:15:49] Speaker D: Wait a minute. [00:15:55] Speaker C: No diddy. [00:16:04] Speaker B: Shit. [00:16:06] Speaker D: No diddy. No doubt I'm good. [00:16:16] Speaker C: All right, so moving along. But he keeps disappearing, so we can't move along till he get back. [00:16:25] Speaker D: Right? Right. [00:16:27] Speaker B: I'm right here, man. I pressed the wrong damn button. [00:16:31] Speaker D: I need you to get your life right. [00:16:33] Speaker B: I got my life all the way together. [00:16:37] Speaker C: Maybe it was number one spackle. [00:16:41] Speaker B: It might bless some cracks. Jeff, Jeff, you just named the episode for right now because, you know, we get into these stories and it's like we don't know what's next. So stories I got this week is crazy. So let's get into the, uh, let's get into weird. Let's get into the news real quick. I gotta pull up my stories. All right, there we go. EGR rundown today. All right, so now the first one. All of us have heard this story. An idiot set himself on fire outside of the courthouse where of where Trump's trial was being held. Outside of the trial venue for Donald Trump's hush money case, Maxwell Azer Azaleo from St. Augustine, Florida, set himself ablaze in the design protest area. New York Police Department chef Jeffrey B. Madrid disclosed Azalea entered the park, scattered leaflets, and then ignited himself with an accelerant. He collided with police barricade before collapsing, coinciding with the start of the jury deliberations in Trump jewel trial. The incident occurred just before the court's lunch break at 150 Eastern standard time. Critically injured, was rushed to, well, Cornell Medical Center's burn unit. Despite being alive, his condition remained grave. The act, while shocking, underscores the intense emotions surrounding Trump's legal proceedings and highlights the extremes to which some individuals are driven to expressing their decent frustration. Have y'all seen the video of that? [00:18:31] Speaker C: Yes. [00:18:33] Speaker B: Did you see how, like, Trump, like, looked at him and was like, not. [00:18:37] Speaker C: In my name, Trump. Trump was like, no. Did he. [00:18:43] Speaker D: I didn't see that. Like, that was just dumb. Why? [00:18:51] Speaker C: If he wanted his skin to grow back, he. He could put some booty butter on it because they got vitamin e. [00:19:01] Speaker D: The sad part about it is Trump don't care about what y'all do. [00:19:04] Speaker C: He. I would like to know what the point of that was, though. Like, what is the point of being that extreme? I so mob in the capital. I get that. That shows some crazy shit. You know, they were trying to upset, you know, with the vote, all that bullshit, right? [00:19:25] Speaker D: Overtake it. [00:19:26] Speaker C: Yeah, I get it. You know what I mean? But setting yourself on fucking fire, nigga, that is never a good idea. [00:19:42] Speaker B: Hey, Kathleen kept in. He free from Florida. What you expect? [00:19:47] Speaker C: Just hope you ain't from Jacksonville. He might be from Miami, because we already know Miami is where all the aliens live in anyway. [00:19:56] Speaker D: Uh, further down south of Miami. I mean, of Florida. Is that what the crazier they are? [00:20:05] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm telling you. [00:20:06] Speaker D: I'm just saying, the further south you go, the crazier they are. And then you get into the island. It's like, last time I was in. [00:20:15] Speaker C: Miami, when I was in Miami, when I went on my cruise, the fucking. There was a tractor trailer fire in front of my hotel room. Niggas ain't even alert us. They just let that bitch burn. Like, you could have. You could have, like, knocked on doors and shit and like, yo, is a fire, you know, be careful, be safe, just in case some shit happened. They just let that bitch burn. I mean, literally, like, you could look out the window and see the motherfucker on fire. [00:20:51] Speaker B: Yeah, not that. Nah, not Jacksonville. They stupid, but not that stupid. Mama said, do care about him now because he's crispy black. Hey, did y'all see where Trump went into, like, chick fil a and bought everybody chicken sandwiches? Here's the crazy part. I have never been to a chick fil a where the entire. The entire staff is black. Never. [00:21:24] Speaker C: It'd be like three black people. [00:21:26] Speaker B: Yeah, but instead, chick fil a, the whole staff was black. And he was given out to nothing but black customers anyway. [00:21:36] Speaker D: Can they not see what this man is doing? [00:21:38] Speaker B: Yeah, tried to sell you sneakers. He's selling. Giving you free. Chill. [00:21:44] Speaker C: Fat Joe bought them shits. [00:21:47] Speaker B: Fat Joe's a dumbass. All right. [00:21:50] Speaker C: Get them trump ones. [00:21:52] Speaker B: I'm gonna cut the music for this next story because this story actually. And shouts out to the scumbag lounge because this dude. I done sent them this. I'm a send him. I haven't sent it to him yet, but I'm gonna send it to him today. I meant to send it to him earlier today, but this dude is my scumbag of the week. This dude here. The title of the story is a 15 year old McDonald's worker left with fractured skull after 25 year old man raising his foot waist high before stomping on her head during a brawl. In a disturbing incident on April 7 near St. Louis, a man with a history of crime assaulted a 15 year old, Aria lynch, causing her serious injuries. Johnny Ricks, 25 years old, was arrested for assault after violently attacking lynch outside a restaurant. St. Louis county police reported that Ricks grabbed Lynch by her hair, dragged her across the parking lot, slammed her head into the crown key concrete, and struck her face, leaving her with a broken nose and a fractured skull. The altercation, which escalated from Rick's and a group's disruptive behavior at the restaurant's drive thru, was captured on video and shared on Facebook by Lynch's mother. The confrontation spilled into the parking lot, where numerous individuals engaged in a physical brawl. Lynch underwent surgery and was discharged from the hospital, aiming to resume work soon as her GoFundme page. Rick's remains in custody with $150,000 bond, cash only. The victim's mother described the assault as life altering. This dude is a bum. Fuck you, nigga. Fuck you. You see ass, nigga? You know what I'm saying? Like, I scumbag of the fucking week. I like people like this, like, deserve everything that's coming to them. And I'm hoping whoever is in jail with this nigga is putting it to that nigga every fucking night, every fucking day, every single second he's in that bitch, he deserves every single second of what he fucking gets, period. [00:24:01] Speaker C: That's why I'm a fan of people carrying guns, because I shy his ass. You stomp my damn daughter like that, I will fucking murder you. Industry. [00:24:10] Speaker D: First of all, I mean, where was his mind? This is a child one. She looks younger than 15. [00:24:18] Speaker B: She does. [00:24:19] Speaker D: Yeah. I'm thinking she's like, ten or eleven or something like that. But regardless of age, he's a grown man on a little girl. [00:24:31] Speaker C: He shouldn't be putting his hands on no woman. As it is. [00:24:34] Speaker B: You shouldn't put your hands on a woman, period. [00:24:36] Speaker C: At all. [00:24:37] Speaker D: At all. [00:24:38] Speaker C: Don't do that shit in front of. [00:24:40] Speaker D: Me at all, y'all. [00:24:41] Speaker C: I'll tell you straight, Jack. I don't care if I get my ass beat. I will. I will get my ass beat to stop a nigga from beating on a woman. And I don't give a fuck. I don't have to know you from a cup of tea. If I see that shit, I'm trying to murder you. [00:25:01] Speaker B: You know. You know, we. You know, we don't really. You know what I'm saying? We don't really get into serious stuff here. But I seen this and I was like, yo, we gotta report on this. Because, like, it's people out there that's, like, doing dump. Like doing shit like this. Jamaica, all I need is five minutes. Yeah, like this. [00:25:19] Speaker D: I don't think I need five. [00:25:21] Speaker B: Yo, he ain't gonna make it out. He ain't gonna make it out. He ain't gonna make it out. There's some bullshit. [00:25:29] Speaker C: I'm gonna load a clip on his ass. [00:25:31] Speaker B: That niggas the scumbag of the week. [00:25:33] Speaker C: So, yeah, he got a lock for the year. [00:25:37] Speaker B: Yeah, he got shit locked for the year. All right, man, let's go ahead and get into some weird. [00:25:42] Speaker D: Why did they give him bond anyway? Like, what? [00:25:45] Speaker C: He got a hundred charge. [00:25:47] Speaker B: It's cash and it's an assault charge. All it is is an assault charge. And ain't. It ain't more than that. [00:25:54] Speaker C: I think once you go to court. [00:25:57] Speaker B: Once you go to court, he don't need bond. [00:26:00] Speaker C: But now, only thing that's not bonded is attempted murder. And they ain't charging with that. [00:26:09] Speaker D: So that should be assaulting battery at that point. [00:26:19] Speaker C: Yeah, that was just an assault charge. So you're gonna get a light bond on an assault charge. [00:26:26] Speaker B: She would have died then. Yeah, that would. [00:26:27] Speaker C: I think. I think he probably would have been. It probably would have been even lighter. If there had been a man, the bomb would have been lighter. They put it. They probably maxed it out at 100,000. Because it's just an assault charge, I'm saying. But he motherfucker will make it to court, I'm telling you. [00:26:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:50] Speaker C: How many niggas locked up got little girls? Like. [00:26:52] Speaker D: Right, right. [00:26:54] Speaker C: And they don't have to be doing life. [00:26:56] Speaker B: Yeah, definitely prayer. She didn't pass on, so I'm definitely with you on that. All right, so let's. Let's get into some, uh, weird sex. Just a quick update. Do you remember last year, somewhere around July, we talked about the Penn State University professor who was accused of having sex with dogs? Well, why is this nigga facing new charges? So, former Penn State University professor Themis Masukis faces additional charges related to engaging in sexual acts with a dog in a public park. Initially accused of open lewdness, indecent exposure, sexual intercourse with an animal, and animal cruelty, Masukis now faces charges of open lewdness, trespassing, and disorderly conduct. State police obtain search warrants for his electronic devices, discovering over 50 videos depicting lewd acts in Rothbrick State Forest, including one where Masukas performs a sexual act with a tree branch atop a park pavilion. Additional videos show them a man believed to be Masookis engaging in similar behavior at various campgrounds within the park, including masturbating in a lake and performing ludaks with a tootsie pop. The identification was based on wearing the same orange and gray north face backpack and black mask seen in the videos. Masook is a masookist. A chemical engineering professor at Penn State since 1991, was relieved of his responsibilities and placed on leave after his initial arrest. He was arraigned on Monday and is currently out on unsecured bond. [00:29:06] Speaker D: He's sick, y'all. The man is sick. He's mentally disturbed. Like, he has gotten caught time and time again doing the same thing. Lollipop. Like, I rather him to go have a freaking doll. [00:29:31] Speaker C: He's a nature freak. Oh, my. [00:29:51] Speaker D: I need to see a picture of him. I want to know what he looks like. [00:29:55] Speaker B: Hold on. Let me see if I can find my sukis real quick. [00:29:58] Speaker C: Dad, niggas bugged out. He climbed on top of the pavilion to get at a tree. [00:30:08] Speaker D: A tree branch. [00:30:10] Speaker C: Yeah, that was saying that, but it's still a tree. I mean, I wouldn't mind clicking a branch. I wouldn't mind climbing some trees, but that ain't it. [00:30:19] Speaker D: I mean, did it have a lot of leaves on it? Did it have a little bit of leaves on it? Like, was it a big branch? Was it a thin branch? Like, I want to know. [00:30:28] Speaker C: Was it maple? Oak? [00:30:30] Speaker D: Right, right. Was it dogwood? Like, what is it? [00:30:33] Speaker B: What was it? [00:30:38] Speaker D: What is it? I would love to interview him. That's not Masookis. [00:30:52] Speaker B: That is Masookis. What are you talking about? That's my boy. [00:30:56] Speaker C: He looked like he's supposed to be like, making some. Some Xbox games or some shit. [00:31:04] Speaker D: Like, it'd be the ones you least expect, man. I was expecting him to look so different. He looks. [00:31:12] Speaker C: This is a valued member of the community right here trying to prevent forest fires out this motherfucker. [00:31:24] Speaker B: He looked like a tree humper. [00:31:29] Speaker C: No, maybe he's related to that nigga. To set itself on fire for Trump. Flames for Trump. [00:31:35] Speaker B: Flames for Trump. [00:31:42] Speaker C: Tree hugger. [00:31:47] Speaker D: I like hugs. [00:31:53] Speaker C: He was listening to Michael Jackson. [00:31:55] Speaker B: Left that video in our cube. Let me see if I got. [00:32:05] Speaker D: Nothing from you but hugs. Yes. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Oh, man. Next up on who need hugs. Tell me, what are you. We gonna play? What do you think they did? [00:32:22] Speaker C: Yeah, well, yeah, they. [00:32:24] Speaker D: They got the wrong or purple color. They usually wear that in their hair. So blue. Maybe they're in the beginner stages of meth. They tried to rob. I don't know. It's like they probably try to rob something. [00:32:44] Speaker B: Well, I'm gonna tell the story while I leave their picture up. This Montgomery couple is charged in a string of sex crimes, including child pornography and bestiality. [00:32:56] Speaker D: Oh, God. [00:32:58] Speaker B: William and Jolie Keene, a couple residing in spring, Texas. Initially, William was arrested. Initially, William was arrested for indecent exposure after allegedly engaging in inappropriate behavior around young children at a local store. He was walking around touching himself while following around kids. Some investigations led to the discovery of a child sexual assault. Images on his phone. Shockingly, authorities also found a video showing his wife Jolie, involved in sexual acts with the family's dog. A great dane. [00:33:38] Speaker C: That's a big one. [00:33:39] Speaker B: The kings, known for the love of animals, are now facing serious felony charges. William is accused of indecency with the child and possessing child of pornography, while Jolie faces charges of bestiality. The couple's two children, ages 18 and ten, were removed from the home by law enforcement, prompting concerns about the environment they were exposed to. Neighbors, initially unaware of the dark realities behind closed doors, are now hoping for a return to peace in their community. CPS was notified, although it remains unclear whether the children are in CPS custody or with relatives. The case serves as a chilling reminder of the hidden horrors that can occur or that can occur within seemingly ordinary neighborhoods. [00:34:28] Speaker C: Why is it that the only song that pops into my head is for the love of money thugs in harmony? But I'm in my mind, I'm changing it to the. To like animals. Instead of gotta get that money. It's like, gotta get that monkey man. Gotta get that monkey man. [00:34:57] Speaker D: You never really find to a couple into the same dark shit. It's usually one that's more level headed than the other or something. [00:35:08] Speaker C: No, I didn't know that. [00:35:13] Speaker B: But I. Oh, my God. But she over there fucking the great thing. [00:35:22] Speaker D: Her neck thick as fucking dog, right? That's that great day, Nick. That great. [00:35:32] Speaker B: I ain't gonna lie. [00:35:34] Speaker C: Yes, lying back at neck traps. Her traps is crazy. [00:35:46] Speaker B: Hey, they are. They are committed. I will give you that. They are committed. [00:35:52] Speaker D: Ew. I can't even think of that. That's just fucking disgusting. [00:35:56] Speaker B: It is. [00:35:58] Speaker D: Get that image out my head. [00:36:01] Speaker B: I got some images for you. [00:36:06] Speaker C: We got an image for you. [00:36:08] Speaker B: We gonna get into the social media a minute and I'm gonna start you off right here. Grandma was at the skating ring, getting husky on my bad. That's the wrong one. There we go. Just the right one. [00:36:39] Speaker D: Hell, no. [00:36:48] Speaker C: Let me see that again. Run that back. [00:36:53] Speaker B: Run that back. Turbo. Grandma got dumps in the trunk and. [00:37:09] Speaker D: She wearing a waist trainer. [00:37:12] Speaker C: She fresh off a bbl? [00:37:15] Speaker D: Yes, she's fresh. [00:37:18] Speaker C: He had the blood packs and the fucking and the titty taped up and shit. Like no. [00:37:27] Speaker D: Support garment on. [00:37:28] Speaker C: She dragging. That's why she was moving slow. She wasn't. She wasn't even getting it. Getting it. [00:37:35] Speaker D: Hey, look, she would have failed. [00:37:37] Speaker B: She was sliding that bitch and turn. [00:37:39] Speaker C: She wouldn't hurt nothing. [00:37:40] Speaker D: Yes, she would. [00:37:42] Speaker C: What you mean? She defelled right on that fucking 30 inch cushion she got. [00:37:47] Speaker D: Nah. [00:37:50] Speaker C: With an ass that big, if you fell on your back, right, would you like, break it? Because your back don't arch that much. It's definitely a no. [00:38:12] Speaker B: No. [00:38:20] Speaker C: Get the fuck out of here with that grandma. [00:38:23] Speaker B: Hey, get out of the club, grandma. Get out of the club, grandma. [00:38:26] Speaker D: Yeah. That's ridiculous. [00:38:27] Speaker C: And whoever did somebody get her fucking fire? Somebody get her rocking chair and a moomoo. [00:38:34] Speaker D: She went to somebody kitchen and they did that Friday night. [00:38:43] Speaker C: She got that BBl at Doctor Brooklyn. [00:38:46] Speaker B: Hey, no funny, but the casket is going to be hard to close. [00:38:51] Speaker D: They want to lay her ass sideways. Ain't nowhere they can lay her on her back, on her side. [00:39:02] Speaker C: That should have a recessed bottom. They got. [00:39:17] Speaker D: I bet you her ass funky as fuck. [00:39:21] Speaker C: She can only wash the top. [00:39:26] Speaker D: Can you imagine? Get between the legs trying to walk? Hell, no. [00:39:29] Speaker C: She got the. She got to go to the car wash and hit it with that rust, that undercoating. You know, when you go to the car wash it. [00:39:40] Speaker B: It's spray bottom. [00:39:42] Speaker D: Yes. [00:39:44] Speaker B: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That shit funny. I don't give a shit funny. [00:39:48] Speaker D: For her day, she could dip her. [00:39:51] Speaker B: Ass in the ocean do need a bidet. And then we had enough. We had another grandma enjoying herself at the club. [00:40:04] Speaker C: And I think you can. We can't. [00:40:10] Speaker B: Cut them off. [00:40:11] Speaker D: That's what I gotta do. [00:40:16] Speaker C: Auntie. [00:40:17] Speaker D: Get it, get it, get it, girl. [00:40:19] Speaker C: Eat that booty, girl. I think she was licking that big kid Ambie's booty butter off her butt. [00:40:27] Speaker D: She looks kind of scared, though. She looked a little scared. [00:40:31] Speaker C: She was trying to do it on the slide. [00:40:33] Speaker B: She was trying to see who was looking like. She was like, hold on, let me, let me. Let me see who looking for me. Let me not look like I'm doing this nasty shit. Like, she was like, hold on, let's run that back. Turbo. [00:40:46] Speaker C: You don't never lick a stripper's booty. [00:41:03] Speaker B: She was kissing her back and all. [00:41:05] Speaker C: She was like that fucking stripper sweat, yo. [00:41:09] Speaker D: I would have loved to have been there because I would have been tripping on her ass all night. [00:41:16] Speaker C: I'd have been hyping that shit up. She'd have been. She went home with doodle on. Her fucking mustache. [00:41:26] Speaker B: Look like a neck. She was like. [00:41:30] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. [00:41:34] Speaker C: That'S crazy. [00:41:36] Speaker B: Now this next one, this next one is for everybody who said they gotta let that stress go. Hey, let that shit go, dog. Just let it go. [00:42:02] Speaker D: I like that. [00:42:03] Speaker C: That's what I do when I'm busting that. [00:42:07] Speaker D: Man. You busting that. You shaking like a. Like a darn. [00:42:15] Speaker B: Shaking like a red nose. [00:42:16] Speaker C: Now that's how you eat coochie. You eat coochie like a red nose. [00:42:20] Speaker D: You gonna shake it. [00:42:28] Speaker B: And now this last one. Oh, go ahead, go ahead, vaughn, what you said? [00:42:34] Speaker D: No, I was saying you're gonna be stiff after you, you know, do what you do. You be sticking up. [00:42:43] Speaker C: I'm gonna put on that candy. [00:42:45] Speaker D: Done. [00:42:47] Speaker C: Candy. [00:42:49] Speaker D: That's my alter ego song. [00:42:52] Speaker C: Oh, shit. [00:42:54] Speaker D: Candy and some body butter tonight. [00:42:57] Speaker C: Oh, shit. Somebody get this girl some Hennessy. [00:43:02] Speaker B: If you trying to wonder why we on at 08:00, it's because Vaughn requested us at 08:00. So. [00:43:07] Speaker C: Vaughn, she's trying to be a pretzel by ten. [00:43:11] Speaker D: Vaughn, I got some place to be. [00:43:17] Speaker B: This next video is what, this is literally what the man that you're going to see has said. [00:43:25] Speaker D: Praying before you make love is absolutely the way to go. [00:43:29] Speaker E: As I lay down in these cheeks I asked the Lord to bless my meat. Do not let me. Come on pump number eight or there will not be another date. Heavenly father, I ask that you keep me covered. I ask that you let plan a work so that we do not need a plan b. In your name I pray. [00:43:51] Speaker C: You're gonna need that plan b fucking with me. [00:43:57] Speaker D: If the body butter make him do all that, I ain't gonna be able to use it. [00:44:02] Speaker B: Oh, shit. That man said, man said, let me say a prayer. [00:44:09] Speaker D: Nah, the body butter make you stroke out on number eight. We can't use the body butter no more. [00:44:19] Speaker B: All right, y'all. Man, we got 13. I want to run that prayer one back one more time just in case those that missed it so that you can use it at a later date. [00:44:28] Speaker D: Praying before you make love is absolutely the way to go. [00:44:32] Speaker E: As I lay down in these cheeks, I ask the Lord to bless my meat. Do not let me. Come on. Pump number eight or there will not be another date. Heavenly father, I ask that you keep me covered. I ask that you let plan a work so that we do not need a plan b. In your name, I pray. [00:44:50] Speaker B: In your name, I pray. [00:44:52] Speaker C: Should have prayed for strength, too. Strength. Oh, no. Because these Viagras ain't working and my back keep going out. [00:45:03] Speaker D: Oh, gosh. You better switch over to C. Alice. [00:45:14] Speaker C: Got that bluetooth. [00:45:21] Speaker B: In the one part that a lot of people have loved. We've got some, some inboxes talking about our latest segment, the relationship question segment. This is where we ask some relationship questions brought to you by the relationship status podcast. Check them out every Monday and Wednesday. The first question is to you. You be in all the men that are watching. What's the number one thing a man has to have together before getting married? Sex. [00:46:02] Speaker C: I know what he meant, but. But the fact that he said has to have together. So that means we need to have this sex together. [00:46:11] Speaker B: A man has to have together before getting married. [00:46:17] Speaker C: I think, uh, honestly, financials, definitely gotta have your finances together. [00:46:24] Speaker B: That's what I was gonna say. I was gonna say the financials. [00:46:26] Speaker C: I mean, you don't necessarily have to be where you want to be, but you gotta be at least stable enough to hold it down, right. [00:46:34] Speaker B: 100%. Because you never know when she might lose hers. And you got to step up. And I know, like. But it's in a man. I know we trying to get away from the misogynist, the misogynistic way of thinking. But I do think that's the instability like ocean. What I will say is not stability, but I think security. And I think security is the one thing that a man has to have together. Because I think that covers all the different diasporas of it. It covers the. The physical ability to secure your woman, the mental capacity to be able to secure you woman, financial way to be able to secure your woman, you got to be able to hold it down. And especially if you. [00:47:24] Speaker C: If you go on shoot that club up. [00:47:27] Speaker B: Especially if you go shoot the club. [00:47:28] Speaker C: Up, because you never know. Like, I asked my manager at work, he just had a kid. His. His fiance was fortunate enough to actually work all the way up until, like, her last day before she was having a kid. I'm saying, not everybody gonna make it out of that first trimester where they're not on bed, restaurant, something like that. So you gotta be able to hold it down. [00:47:55] Speaker B: Yeah, definitely. [00:47:56] Speaker C: I'll be able to hold it down and have a crib or at least a plan. [00:48:03] Speaker B: Ah, yeah, at least a plan. [00:48:08] Speaker C: Got a two bedroom apartment. If you got a two bedroom apartment, you can have one kid, but you're gonna grow. So at least have a plan for more space and. [00:48:18] Speaker D: Right. Hell, you know what I'm saying? It doesn't necessarily mean for one person to be honest. This shit is too small for me. [00:48:31] Speaker C: Sundresses. [00:48:40] Speaker D: Each of my bedrooms. I'm running out of space. [00:48:43] Speaker C: I'm running out of space and start wearing. So, you know, the problem is with us. We buy shit because we be like, oh, this shit dope. This shit dope. Then we wear our work clothes every goddamn day. [00:48:59] Speaker D: And then the weekend come. Too damn tired to be doing something. [00:49:02] Speaker C: I ain't seen an outfit hit my laundry since, like, I'm gonna make you. I'm gonna make you February. [00:49:09] Speaker B: I'll make you laugh on. So, Kiki banjo. That is who India goes by, right? Now. You know, India changes the name every 60 days. But if you check it out, Kiki Banjo is a dope character in the book that she's reading. But she posted, she shared the post that said, why women don't pop up to the crib naked under the trench coat no more. She shared that, right? And then her post was, cuz, y'all don't be having a fucking house now. Not me. I'm in my crib all day, every day, man. I got my shit, Nick. The niggas I know got their shit. Like, I don't fuck, y'all be talking to that don't have. [00:50:02] Speaker C: I don't live with my mama, but that pop up to my crib. I said I had a little trench coat action. [00:50:11] Speaker B: But I will say this thing. In the age where people are still living off of COVID money, there's no reason why you don't got a crib. Because landlord no, cuz landlords couldn't put you out to last year. So you said at least should be. You should be least riding that up. [00:50:33] Speaker C: At least you to pay your rent. And at the least I'll tell you when you see that. Lord, you just gave me a memory. When you see that goddamn trench coat open. [00:50:48] Speaker B: Oh shit. [00:50:50] Speaker C: Fucking knee high boots on. [00:50:52] Speaker B: Come over with the trench coat, baby brother. [00:50:56] Speaker D: Pull a layer of clothes on underneath that. [00:51:00] Speaker C: You don't need a plan, you need a plan. [00:51:02] Speaker B: Z fucking. If you're going to have a full layer of clothes, why is you coming with a trench coat? [00:51:07] Speaker C: Now you got a full layer clothes done this. [00:51:25] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you a story, so I'm not gonna say how long ago it was. It wasn't recent, but it was a time. Once upon a time, this lady I was dealing with, she was like, I love it when you wear your timbs. I was like, I cool, I'm a come. I showed up to her crib with nothing but Tim's on, no trench coat, no nothing. Drove to the house with nothing but these tims on. That was it. [00:51:56] Speaker C: Showed up. [00:51:57] Speaker D: You didn't have nothing on. [00:51:58] Speaker B: Nothing. Nothing but the timbs. Walked to my car, got in my car, drove to her house, got out my car, note nothing but my Tim's. [00:52:12] Speaker D: And hard, naked driving from your house. [00:52:16] Speaker C: I would, I would not. I didn't take it that far. [00:52:19] Speaker B: 100% I didn't take it that far. [00:52:23] Speaker C: I was close. [00:52:24] Speaker B: If you think I'm lying off air, I will let you call her and she will tell you that, yes, I did. [00:52:30] Speaker C: I pulled up in, what you call it, my gray texture with no draws on the great tech suit over no draws. Pull up. I wish y'all, I wish I had some warm ups so I could pull them shits off like I was Wesley pipes. [00:52:59] Speaker B: Amen. Hey, listen, let me tell you something, man. If you ain't out here living, what are you doing? [00:53:07] Speaker C: Yeah, when she, when you get that text message to say something. [00:53:14] Speaker B: They right here too. Hold on 1 second. [00:53:16] Speaker D: Oh lord. I'm just, I am living safe. [00:53:21] Speaker C: And, you know, it's official because it got the double soul. [00:53:27] Speaker D: Those shoes look kind of fresh. They look kind of new. [00:53:30] Speaker B: How long, you know, you don't wear them like down. You don't wear Tim's like that. You don't wear Tim's like that in the south. [00:53:40] Speaker C: I don't. I live up north and on with them. [00:53:44] Speaker D: Shut up. [00:53:46] Speaker B: Oh, shit. [00:53:46] Speaker C: I'm telling, yo, I'm telling you. You get that message, you get that motherfucking message. [00:53:52] Speaker D: Oh, don't. Train said he could tell me something. Oh, yes. I'm gonna call you after this. [00:54:00] Speaker B: We might have. [00:54:02] Speaker C: Don't let Trey. Don't let Trey pull out his silks. I don't heard something about Trey and his silks. [00:54:15] Speaker D: They can tell on you, too. [00:54:17] Speaker C: Shit. You tell my shit. I don't give a fuck. [00:54:19] Speaker D: That's why I did all my stuff by myself. Can't nobody tell on me. [00:54:23] Speaker B: All right, so let's. Let's. Let's ride, cuz. Uh, Facebook tapped out on this. Instagram been untapped on this now. [00:54:30] Speaker C: Instagram is still going. [00:54:32] Speaker B: Okay. Facebook is. Yes. Says, uh, we're having technical difficulties streaming to Facebook. All right, last question. Let's. Let's. Man, let's wrap it up, man. It's five. It's 54 minutes. Vaughn got some booty butter to get to, then they got some timbs to wear, so. Yo, Evie, tell the people how they can find you. [00:54:50] Speaker C: You can find on Instagram that's b I g k I d e n v I underscore chops, as well as the ex grits and ignorant page where we're streaming love. That's grits, the letter and ignorance. And we out. Yeah. [00:55:06] Speaker B: I, vanity, tell the people how to find you. [00:55:08] Speaker D: Yeah. Shout out to the Instagram. I'm excited about Instagram. So me on Instagram at one bonchella, you can find me on. I think I'm on TikTok as travona Lee. I need to change. [00:55:22] Speaker C: I thought you was on there, juicy lips. [00:55:27] Speaker D: And you can always find me on Facebook at Bonnie and kick it here with my fellas on Thursday nights. [00:55:35] Speaker B: Each and every Thursday. Oh, before we get to it, y'all, I want you to get a chance, if you get a chance, to download the own app, the show is free. It is called the never ever meets. The never ever meets. I'm gonna put it in the group chat. Y'all watch the first episode and tell me if it's something that you want us to cover. I'm gonna put it in our. We're gonna put it on social media. I'm gonna snapchat it. One of the podcasts, we know Jodie, the provocative. She's on this pod. She's on the show on own. And basically what it is, is people who have dated somebody online and have never met them for an extended period of time. One of the couples have dated six months, 110 months, one nine months, one five years, and 112 years, and they've never met. And then they put these people for. They put them for the first time in a house altogether, and they're supposed to date from their first episode was explosive. And I would like to cover this show. I would like to do a recap of the show. So check it out. First episode, 19th, which was last? I think Thursday or Friday was called. [00:56:50] Speaker C: The never ever me. Never have pause. [00:56:54] Speaker B: Okay, I got you. But the never ever meet. And you can find me on social media at I am coaching. Underscore on Twitter, at the 9th wonder, on Facebook. I'm sorry. On Snapchat and Instagram, and at yoshienglish on Facebook. Until the next time, y'all, we're out. Then I'm gonna go get the Mac. Man, I got around, man, around? Then I got around looking like, can't even afford it. My sport.