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[00:00:25] Speaker A: Do you have a podcast that you're passionate about? Are you looking for a professional studio to help bring your vision to life? Then look no further than Crux Media Group Studios. Located at 903 West Evans street in Florence, South Carolina, Crux Media Group Studios is a full service podcast studio that offers recording, editing, consultation, live streaming, video recording and more. We have state of the art equipment and a team of experienced professionals who can help you create a podcast that is professional, polished and engaging. Whether you're a first time podcaster or a seasoned pro, Crux Media Group Studios can help you take your podcast to the next level. Contact us today at 843-407-1673 to learn more about our services and to schedule a consultation. [00:01:52] Speaker B: Hold on now. Not ready yet. Give me a second. Give me a second. I'm coming, I'm coming. The music isn't working with me, people. There we go. And welcome to eggs grits with a whole lot of ignorance brought to you by the people over at Crux Media. Anything you want. Video editing, audio editing, audio recording, guess what? They got you covered. Check them out. Crux Media Group, llc.com. and I am here with the best team in the land. We're going to start out with the birthday girl. We've been gone so long, we almost missed her birthday because it is Gemini season and it is what? Party time. What's going on? What's going on, bro? [00:02:52] Speaker C: I miss y'all. [00:02:53] Speaker B: Missed you too, sweetheart. Missed you too, sweetheart. [00:02:56] Speaker C: It's been a long three weeks. Yo, my suitcase is still in the trunk. Okay. I hadn't even thought about bringing in the house yet. [00:03:06] Speaker B: Got something for you. Got something for you. [00:03:08] Speaker D: Happy birthday to you happy birthday to. [00:03:16] Speaker C: You happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday. [00:03:24] Speaker E: Happy birthday to you. [00:03:34] Speaker C: Thank you very much. Thank you very much. [00:03:36] Speaker B: No problem, no problem. No problem, no problem. And also here to wish you a very merry and happy birthday. It is my boy, my cousin, my fam, big kid in the underscore chops, aka the hoochie daddy, aka my boy. What's going on, bro? [00:03:51] Speaker D: Yeah, that's right. Extra young shorts in the building. [00:04:01] Speaker B: I bought me two pairs of hoochie daddy shorts the other day. [00:04:05] Speaker D: Oh, I might have to get some tattoos on my leg to make it official. [00:04:08] Speaker B: Oh, no. I'm about to get a whole sleeve on my legs. Elle said happy birthday. [00:04:15] Speaker C: No, thank you. [00:04:17] Speaker D: I got a little bit. [00:04:17] Speaker C: Yeah, you can't wear hoochie daddy shorts and got hairy legs. [00:04:20] Speaker D: I got a little bit. I ain't shaving my legs for y'all. I got a little bit of hair. I'm not a hairy person. [00:04:27] Speaker B: I'm trying to get a sleeve on my leg. Next time I'm home. Shouts out to my personal tattoo artist, Domingo ming Ming. Check them out. Ming. Ming on Ming. Ming Alonzo on Instagram and Ming Alonzo on Facebook. And my dog also. Hey, Jay with the ink, if you in South Carolina, Jay with the ink is probably one of the best tattoo artists in South Carolina with the ink. I gotta fuck with Jay. That's my dog. But man, in the day. Hey, how's it been, man? We've been off for about a good three weeks at my fault. People do not blame the other two people on this broadcast because it has been my fault. I have a new job that has kind of been hard to adjust to. So you got to kind of bear with me. We're back, though. We're back. [00:05:13] Speaker C: It's kind of hard to adjust. It just adjust to. Are you sure? [00:05:16] Speaker D: Listen, I ain't gonna. I can't let you take all the blame, cuz, uh, one of them days I just was like, fuck. That text message it got the bed with. I was not even gonna text. Hey, are we getting on? Okay, listen, everybody took off. [00:05:41] Speaker B: We just didn't. We just didn't get on the jet like you did. [00:05:45] Speaker D: No, see, I didn't. I didn't. I wasn't off. I was working. Everybody at my job took off and then. And then all hell broke loose. So it just. It just piled on my back and I was like, you know what? I'm done. [00:06:05] Speaker B: Oh, no record. [00:06:07] Speaker C: A lot of good things happened to me. Started May 1. Let me tell you, May 1. For me. [00:06:14] Speaker B: It was good, though. I can't. I'm with you on that. It definitely was a good month, but. [00:06:19] Speaker C: I'm glad to see everybody's face. I'm ready to kick it with my crew. I'm excited. I don't know what we getting into tonight, but I'm ready. [00:06:30] Speaker D: I got a top something. I wouldn't call it a top five. Little discussion. [00:06:36] Speaker B: All right. All right. Let's go ahead and get you. Let's go ahead and get your thing going here. On you, my brother. Okay. [00:07:05] Speaker D: See, I like that music in the background, too. It's fitting because there's a war definitely going on on tv. So June 7. Power will be coming back. [00:07:22] Speaker A: Yes. [00:07:23] Speaker D: Final season goes book two. [00:07:27] Speaker B: Let's give him a shameless plug. Sunday nights at six. You could catch us right here. Each and every Sunday night at six. Power book two. Ghost season four. The final season. [00:07:40] Speaker D: The final season. [00:07:42] Speaker B: The final recap. [00:07:45] Speaker D: In the spirit of that, I got the questions for you. One question, really? So who to you is the biggest mass murderer on power. [00:08:09] Speaker B: In the power franchise? [00:08:14] Speaker D: Who you think is like the deadliest killer? [00:08:18] Speaker B: Ghost. [00:08:19] Speaker D: Okay, go. I was. I was gonna say Ghost. Ghost was gonna be my number one. It's not about the most. [00:08:34] Speaker C: Because Tommy is impulsive. [00:08:37] Speaker B: No, look. Look at Tommy's. Look at Tommy's track record. Hey, Hannah Tapton. Hey, Vaughn. You missed the birthday celebration. [00:08:47] Speaker D: Is Vaughn's birthday all month long. She gonna just sell you, send you bun and cheese. [00:08:58] Speaker C: Shut up. [00:09:03] Speaker D: She said, tommy is a savage. [00:09:08] Speaker B: If you have not had bun and cheese, bun and cheese is really good. I wish I had bun and cheese. But she said, happy birthday, Vaughn. Um, Tommy is savage, but I think ghosts is the best mask. Like, he's just the biggest mass killer that them. Remember that. Remember our season through two. He killed. Killed all of the. All of the arm. What's it called? [00:09:44] Speaker D: All the body. All the bodies that needed to be body. [00:09:47] Speaker B: No, it wasn't. They're not connects. All the. What did they call them? All the people that work for him. [00:09:53] Speaker D: Oh, his. Damn, his lieutenants. [00:09:58] Speaker B: Yeah, like, the people that was basically that they were. He was the kinect for them. And he killed. Remember he killed the serve. He killed his best friend. [00:10:08] Speaker D: Yeah, okay, I see where you go. You going up. [00:10:11] Speaker B: Killed the RD. [00:10:12] Speaker D: He killed all the connect. [00:10:14] Speaker B: He killed shit. He killed. He killed the connects. Like, he killed. He killed. Oh, boy, the haitian dude. Newark. [00:10:28] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. [00:10:30] Speaker B: Like that was that one season when he was just coming through, killing every bomb, bomb, bomb. Because he, remember, he was trying to go legit. And so he was killing everybody who had ever seen him. And he made wheeze go away. Like, who did? Like, let's think about it. Who did Tommy actually kill? [00:10:48] Speaker D: Yo, Tommy killed a lot of people. [00:10:50] Speaker C: Tommy killed anybody that got in his way. [00:10:54] Speaker D: My favorite, my favorite, my favorite Tommy kill was when he killed not the nigga that rolled with two bit. I forget his name, but the nigga that rolled with two bit. He was like, yo, I tell you, I'm gonna have to kill you. [00:11:17] Speaker C: And killed him. [00:11:18] Speaker D: Well, as he pushed him. Oh, no. And the nigga he pushed off the roof with the bubble wrap. I think with Tommy. Tommy, his kills were more emotional until he got to his own show, until he got the force. His kills were more emotional because he killed his girlfriend. You know, saying he was. He would kill anybody for Lakeisha. He killed his own father. [00:11:54] Speaker C: I say impulsive they were emotion. [00:11:58] Speaker D: They were emotion driven and choose between you. You forcing me to choose between my brother and you. So now I'm emotional, so I kill you out of rage. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but I got, I got so my number five. I got. I got Canaan. [00:12:20] Speaker B: Okay, top five. Okay, Canaan number five. [00:12:23] Speaker D: You know I'm saying? Then I got, um, Kane and mama. [00:12:30] Speaker C: What's the name? Me, um, Raquel. [00:12:36] Speaker D: Then. Then I got Tommy. [00:12:38] Speaker B: Yo, listen, let me see if I got it on here. I gotta see if I got it on the board. We brought up Raquel. Please tell me I have it on this board. I don't have it on this board. [00:12:51] Speaker D: Okay, hold on. After Tommy. [00:12:55] Speaker B: She can't say it. I got to say it. Oh, you nigger. [00:13:04] Speaker D: Number two. Number two is ghost number number two. I did have ghost at number one for a minute, but I kind of enjoyed Marvin's kills better. [00:13:20] Speaker C: Really? [00:13:21] Speaker D: Yeah. I love Marvin's kills. [00:13:25] Speaker C: Marvin is a character, but Marvin is. [00:13:27] Speaker D: Marvin is. Marvin's a killer. Marvin's a killer. This nigga will kill you. Eat a sandwich after the way he will do. [00:13:36] Speaker B: That's true. [00:13:40] Speaker C: That is true. [00:13:42] Speaker D: Nobody else but Marvin. [00:13:43] Speaker C: Didn't Marvin only kill when he was told to kill? [00:13:47] Speaker D: Yeah, he didn't kill out of soldier, but. But he also, for himself, not necessarily survival. But I believe that that character will kill without, well, for necessity. Like, he'll see the kill that he needs to do and take it. [00:14:08] Speaker C: He's not a loop. [00:14:10] Speaker D: There's no hesitation. [00:14:12] Speaker C: Right. Well, Lou didn't really hesitate either. I think Lou just, Lou learned that Rocky owned him. [00:14:25] Speaker D: I mean, the bitch and the baby brother and a cry baby, he's a crowd, and he, as a number three child in my house, he made me feel some type of way. So Lou, not even on my top. [00:14:41] Speaker C: Five, I couldn't trust Lou because I. [00:14:43] Speaker D: Take right now, if we talk about me and my two brothers was running like that, yo, everybody know I'm a spitfire, so when you. You ain't got to say nothing. All I got to do is feel the disrespect in the room and somebody's getting slapped in the mouth. So it never really had to be a conversation for me. Like, yo, e, we need you to do this now. So if. If I was in that position, I would not be how Louis was. Fuck that. [00:15:20] Speaker B: I mean, I get it. [00:15:24] Speaker C: Rockham, is that up? [00:15:26] Speaker D: Definitely. I definitely put that on rock. [00:15:29] Speaker C: But, yeah, I mean, she had the, she had the chance to influence him differently, and she kept pushing and pushing and pushing. So he, he didn't know he couldn't do anymore. [00:15:43] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, but see, that's what people don't. I think people don't understand about that. The drug game. At some point in your life, in the drug game, either you gonna. There's people that's all the way stuck in. And as people that was never fully in from the beginning, they were just there. [00:16:04] Speaker C: I just think Lou rock support Lou enough for him. If he, if she would have supported him more. [00:16:12] Speaker D: But you've grown. [00:16:15] Speaker C: But he's still a child. He has a child like mine. Lou is still like a child. He is dealing his, his. That little boy phase. [00:16:26] Speaker D: And I can't, I can't raise. I can't raise a man. I already, I already raised you from a boy because you see how, um, Raquel's mother is in the father being dead. You can see that Raquel raised her brothers. You know what I'm saying? So I already raised. [00:16:49] Speaker C: You mean that you did. You raised him. [00:16:52] Speaker D: Well, no, but I raised you to be who we are. And you bucking that. You see what I'm saying? [00:17:01] Speaker C: Because that's not who he is. [00:17:03] Speaker D: But my job is to keep you in that. [00:17:08] Speaker C: But if that's not who you are, it's not gonna work. [00:17:12] Speaker D: Exactly. That, that's the truth. But that's why I say he was a bitch. He is not like he should have just manned up in the situation. And if he wanted out, he could just be like, now, fuck you, I'm out, period. [00:17:26] Speaker C: That's it. And I do agree with that. I agree. I feel like if built for. [00:17:34] Speaker D: And then you started running your mouth, right. [00:17:38] Speaker C: That's the problem. [00:17:39] Speaker D: So you created you. You made yourself a liability. And then you forced this woman who loves you. Not saying she treating you right, but she does love you. You force her to choose between you and the game. [00:17:52] Speaker C: Well, that's all she know. So. [00:17:54] Speaker D: All she know is the game. Right? So. But I. But if you, if you think about it, in the end, she did choose him. But she chose in a way that benefited her. Because when he was in that little counseling session, you know what I'm saying? He. She was still trying to make it like not. It's about him and his shit, but really, it's about all of y'all. But whatever. I digress. Marvin's my killer. [00:18:28] Speaker B: He's a killer. [00:18:30] Speaker D: My killer. If I'm. If I'm going to war with somebody, I'm going with Marvin. [00:18:37] Speaker B: See, my thing is I like Marvin as a character. I'm not sure if, as a killer that I'm, like, sold on that. Like, I think he is a killer, but, like, as the killer, I don't know. [00:18:54] Speaker D: Barbara's my guy. Everybody else is a lot bigger. [00:18:57] Speaker C: I like Marvin. [00:18:58] Speaker D: Think about it. He's the only one. [00:19:01] Speaker C: Marvin is a worker. [00:19:03] Speaker D: He's the only one in the game that doesn't have any aspirations outside of the game. Yeah, he wanted, he want his family, little situation to work out with June Bug and all, whatever. Name it. Jukebox. [00:19:18] Speaker C: Jukebox. [00:19:20] Speaker D: And, you know, shit like that. But as far as getting up in the morning and going to work, he, he don't get up and look for nothing different. He get up and look for how we going to get to the bag. That's what it's about. Everybody else has different ambitions, and half of the time they quitting and shit. [00:19:42] Speaker B: True. [00:19:43] Speaker D: You know what I'm saying? [00:19:44] Speaker B: I get it. I get that, I get that. That makes sense. I just want you to know. [00:19:52] Speaker C: Interesting top five. [00:19:55] Speaker B: I will say good top five, though. [00:19:57] Speaker D: Yeah. That was off the cuff. [00:19:59] Speaker C: I don't agree with the arrangement. [00:20:04] Speaker D: Make your own damn top five. [00:20:05] Speaker C: I know that's right. I know that's right. That's exactly what the title is. [00:20:18] Speaker B: Bond. Do you have more? [00:20:19] Speaker C: You know, I'm still trying to catch up on sleep. [00:20:22] Speaker B: Damn, nigga. [00:20:24] Speaker D: We can talk about. [00:20:25] Speaker C: This is my first full week back to work. First in three weeks. [00:20:29] Speaker D: Okay, well, we can talk about, um, whether or not she got called juicy lips on her vacations. [00:20:37] Speaker B: Tell us. Tell us about the whole thing. [00:20:40] Speaker D: The more you know about Vaughn's lips. [00:20:43] Speaker C: Whatever. Whatever. I had good. Have fun, you know. Went out the country for about five days, and, you know, I came back. [00:20:56] Speaker D: And she being too vague. I see. Listen, I seen her with her feet up on a boat somewhere. [00:21:05] Speaker C: I went on a cruise, went to the Bahamas. There we go back two days. Three days later, I went to New Orleans, stayed there for about three, four days, came back and three days. [00:21:17] Speaker D: Then we seen where she get the lips from. Cause somebody. Mama was being posted. Mama had a birthday. [00:21:27] Speaker C: Mom had a birthday, too. Then I went down to Atlanta, and they had no water down there. Down Atlanta, they had no water for like four days. They just got water, like two days. [00:21:40] Speaker D: What they do with it? [00:21:43] Speaker C: A main water break took place, and it just compounded throughout the downtown. So other than I had, this is probably the best birthday I've had in years. I had great. I mean, I had some good birthdays, but this one chef's kiss I mean, what'd you do? Stop what I did? [00:22:09] Speaker D: Whoa, whoa, whoa. [00:22:12] Speaker C: I had a good time. Just, you know. [00:22:15] Speaker B: Hey, mama, you making this sound too low key to pixie. [00:22:25] Speaker D: I see. Yoshi, you gotta learn how to. Was that a. Context clues. [00:22:31] Speaker B: Oh. Hennessy or who? You did. [00:22:34] Speaker D: She said. She said who? [00:22:37] Speaker C: I'm just saying I had a great time. My best friend, we went. It was a girls trip. The best girls trip I ever been on. With ten girls. Everybody get along. [00:22:55] Speaker D: Yeah, that's, that's. Yeah, that's, that's rare. [00:22:58] Speaker C: Rare, rare. [00:23:00] Speaker D: You got, you had 1010 women's. Everybody, somebody, somebody was bound to box. So if you made it through that. [00:23:10] Speaker C: With that amount of women and everyone's. [00:23:13] Speaker D: In sync, that's a good trip. [00:23:15] Speaker C: Yeah. And then you know what? To New Orleans. Me, my bestie went to New Orleans. You know, that was a good trip. And then I came back and had a little solo trip. No, she was tripping. A dual trip. Me and. Me and my, my friend. Me and my guy friend. [00:23:36] Speaker D: She was tripping. He wasn't tripping. Me and my God, for the. Yes. You know, he. After three weeks of her running around the country in the world, he pulled up in gray sweatpants with no draws and hoochie. Daddy's home. That nigga was on time. Now. [00:24:00] Speaker C: We had a good time. I mean, you know, we definitely need to do over, but. Because, um, Friday night was kind of fucked up. [00:24:07] Speaker B: But what happened Friday night? [00:24:10] Speaker C: The main, there was no water. The whole. No water in the city. The city had no water. [00:24:16] Speaker B: So the entire city of. I had no water. [00:24:19] Speaker C: No water. [00:24:20] Speaker D: Yeah, that's the city. You said, hit me up because I got people all over that. Y'all could have been. I could have hooked you up so y'all could go take a shower. [00:24:27] Speaker C: Well, we did. We did. [00:24:29] Speaker D: I know some people. [00:24:31] Speaker C: My grandkids grandmother stayed out in Atlanta, so, you know, downtown was. [00:24:40] Speaker D: Yeah, like, downtown there was no water. But if you have been like, conures. Yeah. So you're not getting no good food treatment unless you go out outside of it. Yeah, you gotta go outside of Atlanta. No, I'm saying. But you get some papa doe. [00:24:58] Speaker C: Yeah, we did do papa. You know, that's not what, that's not. [00:25:01] Speaker D: It's not what it used to be. [00:25:02] Speaker C: Yes. [00:25:03] Speaker D: Papa Doe is like going to roof Chris. Now. I'm saying these, these places that used to be rare are becoming normal. [00:25:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:17] Speaker D: So it's just like I. Olive Garden, it is. [00:25:24] Speaker C: Girlfriends. But Hannah, these are, these girls came from different states, so we had one from Arizona, one from Buffalo, one from a couple of them from North Carolina. These girls came over from all over. So it's one person that connected all of us together? [00:25:46] Speaker D: Yes. [00:25:47] Speaker B: I got a question. I got a question, Vaughn. [00:25:49] Speaker C: Uh huh. [00:25:50] Speaker B: Did the one from Buffalo have wings? [00:25:55] Speaker D: Should have. [00:25:56] Speaker C: No. You know Sonia, the one that chimes in sometimes? She was on the trip with me. Call us Sonia. But it's Sonia. [00:26:08] Speaker D: Son. [00:26:10] Speaker C: Yeah, she was. She was on the trip with us. [00:26:13] Speaker B: Okay. Um. [00:26:17] Speaker D: This is. [00:26:17] Speaker B: This is what's called stalling so the videos can load. All right. [00:26:21] Speaker D: The more you can be vague about with Vaughn. Thank you, Vaughn. [00:26:28] Speaker C: I can't give too much details, you know. [00:26:31] Speaker D: No, no, no. It's. It's in the smile. It's all in the smile. You know, when you say, I took a trip when I came home, that's a trip. I get it. [00:26:41] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [00:26:42] Speaker D: Sometimes you gotta go around the world. It's all good. I could decipher the code. [00:26:54] Speaker C: The picture says differently. [00:26:56] Speaker D: Listen. [00:26:57] Speaker C: Live vicariously through the pictures. [00:26:59] Speaker D: Listen, listen. I live through the smile. Because if it was. If it was fucked up, you would be like, I ain't talking about that shit. [00:27:10] Speaker C: Oh, no, it was. I wish I could redo it all over again. I wouldn't change one thing. Except damn water. [00:27:18] Speaker D: Some trips, he worried then when they probably cut that shit on it. Probably have rust in it. She's probably looking like flint water. [00:27:28] Speaker B: Flint water. Let us get some weird news. Okay, this next story is a very important. It is serious. So let me, um. I gotta clear my throat a little bit. Um. Is. Is every now and then you come across a story that's a little serious. And here at the age groups and ignorance show, um, we thrive in the ignorance. [00:28:18] Speaker D: Hold up. Because every time you start like this, this is set up. [00:28:23] Speaker C: Of course, because it is from day one. [00:28:29] Speaker D: This is. [00:28:30] Speaker B: Yeah, you're making me laugh. This is a serious. [00:28:35] Speaker D: All right, all right, I'm a pause. I'm a pause. [00:28:39] Speaker B: Pause. All right, let me. Damn, I can't even lead into this. Oh, shit. All right. What I'm saying is every now and then we come across story that we just got to do. Because of the severity of the situation. Well, the health department let out a statement that said, men, this is to all men. Watching porn and masturbating leads to an all time high in erectile dysfunction. [00:29:13] Speaker D: Yeah. Fuck I'm supposed to do, look at fucking stick figures or imaginary. Imaginary shit. The fuck. [00:29:22] Speaker C: So jacking off will lead to erectile dysfunction? [00:29:25] Speaker B: No, no. [00:29:26] Speaker D: Beating off the porn? [00:29:27] Speaker B: Yes. [00:29:28] Speaker C: To porn? [00:29:29] Speaker D: Yes. Okay. [00:29:31] Speaker C: Why porn? [00:29:31] Speaker D: What else am I supposed to watch? [00:29:35] Speaker C: I mean, really, though, magazines, like, I don't know what. [00:29:40] Speaker D: You know what? This is a fucked up shout out. But I had to give a shout out to all the women in my age group for saying no to titty pics. They used to say yes. You know what I'm saying, cuz? Yeah, I get it. Y'all grown in, y'all involved. But fuck y'all, because I want to see your titties. But if I don't have a titty to look at, then I got to watch Debbie does Dallas. Like. [00:30:12] Speaker B: Really, man? It is important to be mindful of the potential negative effects that excessive pornography consumption and masturbation can have on your overall well being, including your penis, mental health, and cardiovascular system. [00:30:30] Speaker D: But I thought it was supposed to. [00:30:31] Speaker C: Be good to release. [00:30:32] Speaker B: Hold on. Consistently engaging in these unhealthy habits can result in erectile dysfunction and a decreased sensitivity to sexual stimulation. [00:30:44] Speaker D: Who wrote it? [00:30:45] Speaker B: No. [00:30:45] Speaker D: Well, that is. I will say that is kind of actual factual, because when you watch, like, I. So you can't watch the same porn every day because your body, your mind gets used to that stimulant. So it doesn't stimulate you anymore. So you have to switch. So sometimes where people shit gets, the porn will actually get weirder and weirder. I have had someone tell me who was in the phone sex industry for a while that it actually fucked up her sex life because the shit that the motherfuckers was into on the phone is now what she's looking for from her partner. So too much porn will definitely, I wouldn't say, at least to erectile dysfunction. But you're not as easily stimulated by normal shit. [00:31:57] Speaker C: Okay, so I don't watch porn at all? [00:32:00] Speaker D: You should try. [00:32:01] Speaker C: I just can't get into it. We don't talk about this before. I just. I don't know. I just can't get into it. Don't know why. But on average, like, how often should you watch it. [00:32:13] Speaker D: In the morning? [00:32:15] Speaker C: Every morning. Every day? Once a day? [00:32:19] Speaker B: It is a daily consumption. [00:32:22] Speaker C: No, some people know. [00:32:25] Speaker B: For some people. For some people. [00:32:26] Speaker D: Some people, it really does occupy a great deal of time. Because you got to remember, like I said, if you're watching, let's just say you watch interracial threesomes. All right, so interracial threesomes, you're. You. You watch this shit every single day. It'd be like waking up in the morning and watching the news. So after. No, after a while, it just don't stimulate. It will not stimulate you. You will literally go. [00:33:02] Speaker B: You. [00:33:03] Speaker C: You watch midget porn? Like what? [00:33:05] Speaker D: Yeah. Yeah. You haven't lived until you seen a BBC use a midget. Like a fleshlight. [00:33:12] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:33:21] Speaker B: I would just like to say on that statement, yes, I can no longer do the show. All right. [00:33:29] Speaker C: I don't want to know what you be watching. Eb and next story. What's the next story? [00:33:37] Speaker B: You only had that one. Let's get into the social media now. Evie. [00:33:57] Speaker D: You got mute. My mic, man. [00:34:00] Speaker B: You good? You good. This first one is called she's got tits. [00:34:18] Speaker D: What are you doing? [00:34:38] Speaker C: You know, she got ticked. [00:34:44] Speaker D: Clearly, he's. That kid has not watched enough of today's kids television. He wasn't ready. He wasn't prepared. [00:34:54] Speaker C: He will tell the truth. They will say, whatever, and we already know that. [00:34:58] Speaker D: Yeah. I love him completely. [00:35:02] Speaker B: Whatever, Eden. This next one is for you, me and all of our McDonald's brethren. [00:35:13] Speaker D: Denim Fry, drop that grease popping. Denim Fry drops that grease popping. Denim Fry dropping that grease popping denim fried drop that grease popping and you know it hot as hell quarter pound, ain't you no scale? Shift leader do my own ad lib. [00:35:32] Speaker B: And I'm back, bitch, like the Mac real. I'm the shift leader and I do. [00:35:36] Speaker D: My fucking best fuck checkers, bitch, I'm playing chess, nigga, king me, I'm the fucking boss. She said, what the smell, bitch, is Mac sauce. I put it on my neck, I put it on my shoulder yet a kitchen hot, but the flow is colder I'm the fucking king, I'm the shift leader took your cashier, now she a man eater she a man eater she a man eater she a man eater. [00:36:12] Speaker C: Garbage, throw it away. [00:36:16] Speaker D: I put the Mac sauce on my neck. [00:36:20] Speaker B: What'S that smell? [00:36:22] Speaker D: Listen. I'm gonna tell you like this. That should make me listen. Vaughn, if it wasn't for the aroma of the quarter pounders with cheese and the Mac sauce glistening off of my body, I would not have had my first child. That is all motherfucking fact, because that was now I was looking like a midget fat motherfucker. But that was my opening line to my son's mother when she was standing there working at Macy's at, uh, in, um, men's fragrance, because me and my boy mo black was going to buy some cologne after work. So I smelled. I was fresh smelling like burgers. And he put the battery in my back like, yo, e. Yo, you gotta do it, e. I'm like, ah. And I don't even approach women like that. For real? For real. And my opening line was, damn, I smell like burgers. And I did a little smell check, and she hopped off that fucking. That stool and turned around and was like, yeah, I ain't bring me no burgers. [00:37:48] Speaker C: Goddamn smell. [00:37:49] Speaker D: Done deal. She must be hungry, yo, I really born. Next time, she was like, your. Next time you come up, bring me something to eat, y'all. I did that. I definitely did that. I brought her, like, two quarter pounders. I ain't bringing no fries, cuz. You know them shit get shitty when they cold. But I bought her, like, two, three, four pounders with the cheese. I did that. Fuck. That smell like Mac sauce is something different. [00:38:24] Speaker B: Now, these first two, I could clearly see, like, normally I named the videos, but I didn't name these last three. So we're going to go with it, and then we'll see. [00:38:34] Speaker D: Let's see what happens. Fuck it off the cuff. [00:38:37] Speaker B: That one I want to save for last. That one, I got to say for last. Okay, now this next one shouts out to our people over at Cottonmouth. That was the wrong video. All right, let's go to the next one. [00:39:06] Speaker D: No freaky ass. No phone. No phone. [00:39:14] Speaker E: Like. [00:39:20] Speaker B: Since nobody paid attention to unk, I'm a play unk one more time. [00:39:26] Speaker D: I'm trying to beat Unc. [00:39:28] Speaker B: Nobody paid attention to Unc just now. We gonna play Unc one more time. [00:39:32] Speaker D: I wasn't paying attention to uncle. [00:39:38] Speaker B: He laughs too much. [00:39:40] Speaker D: Hold on. [00:39:40] Speaker B: Leave alone. Leave out. [00:39:43] Speaker D: Leave alone. No freaky and freaky. [00:40:04] Speaker B: Say, he still got it. [00:40:06] Speaker C: He ain't got shit. [00:40:08] Speaker B: What you mean, Unc still got it? [00:40:10] Speaker D: Yo, he was tapping that like Tiana Tiller. He trying to show everybody what the bold could do. He had no drugs under the doubt. But, hey, you. Ain't you notice he spilled that drink. [00:40:36] Speaker B: Didn't spill the drink. [00:40:38] Speaker D: He did not spill that drink. Even when he failed, he bust his ass and they spill that drink on rocks. I'm trying to be there at the next family reunion. Was good. [00:40:50] Speaker C: Tell me how it went. [00:40:52] Speaker D: Come here, baby. And they gonna be like, chill, chill. Oh, that's your niece. Oh, my bad. [00:41:04] Speaker B: He don't care. [00:41:05] Speaker D: He. Well, he ain't been around women's in a while, so. Been around women's in a while, and nursing home ain't treating him right. Girls trip onesie looking like a. Like a smooth mechanic. He look like a smooth ass country mechanic. [00:41:40] Speaker B: Used to be. [00:41:41] Speaker D: Because his hip. His hip need replacing. That's why he got that cane. [00:41:48] Speaker B: I'm sorry. That shit funny. I was. That is hilarious. [00:41:52] Speaker D: I enjoyed that video. [00:41:53] Speaker C: That is nasty. [00:41:54] Speaker D: I definitely enjoyed that video. [00:41:57] Speaker C: Balls was scrunched up in that onesie and he was stretching. [00:42:06] Speaker B: One more time. [00:42:17] Speaker D: You leave alone no freaky ass nigga. No, mommy. [00:42:40] Speaker B: Oh, God. [00:42:42] Speaker D: Crown Royal. As a crown royal duty. [00:42:45] Speaker C: When you 60, that bottle is protected. Okay. [00:42:51] Speaker D: Did you see the ill tongue movement in the beginning? [00:42:54] Speaker C: Oh, yes. [00:42:55] Speaker D: Uh uh. That's just. [00:42:57] Speaker C: That was creepy. [00:42:58] Speaker B: He got. [00:42:58] Speaker D: That's what. That's how to nigga. Yeah, that's what it supposed to be. [00:43:04] Speaker C: Oh, nasty mouth. [00:43:05] Speaker D: That's what it posted. Be creepy. [00:43:10] Speaker B: All right, next story. Here we go. Next video. We are the new breed. [00:43:18] Speaker D: They not like us. They not like us. [00:43:21] Speaker B: We are the new breed. [00:43:25] Speaker D: We are the new breed. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. [00:43:33] Speaker E: They not like us. [00:43:38] Speaker D: I ain't never going to that motherfucker church. [00:43:43] Speaker C: They better not put a dollar in the offering. [00:43:49] Speaker D: This nigga over here stealing diss tracks. I ain't mad at them too much. I ain't mad at them too much. Because back in the days, you know, they used to get mad at people for taking gospel songs and turn them into RB. So this is just payback, but it ain't working out too well. [00:44:10] Speaker C: That's how they trying to bring the youth in. But, yeah, I don't know what pop lock that was. [00:44:17] Speaker D: Yeah. I'm gonna tell you right now, if I get up there and shout out to my pastor, Pastor Jason, if he start pop locking on the Pokemon, I'm taking my kids and I'm leaving, man, because that ain't what we do. [00:44:34] Speaker B: Almost say he looked like he did. [00:44:37] Speaker D: They not like us. They ain't nothing like y'all. Motherfucker. The boat by yourself for this last one. [00:44:48] Speaker B: I always save the best for last for this last one. Eb, please do not get us canceled on this last one. [00:44:58] Speaker D: I'm gonna try not to because you. [00:44:59] Speaker B: The one that's gonna do it. I know it's gonna be you. [00:45:04] Speaker D: I'm just mute my mic, man. [00:45:07] Speaker B: No, don't mute your mic because I want you guys honest reaction. What the fuck you about to see? All right. [00:45:22] Speaker E: Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse. Chuck, chuck nay, cha, cha, cha, cha nay, cha cha. Turn it out. Take it back. [00:45:51] Speaker C: You know what? I like that he's out there enjoying himself. He may be in a wheelchair, but he's getting it. Listen, he's not letting life hold him down. [00:46:05] Speaker D: I'm gonna tell you, I found. I found that. I found that to be highly, highly entertaining. When I first saw that shit. [00:46:15] Speaker C: I like that. [00:46:17] Speaker D: I had two questions. [00:46:20] Speaker C: What's the first question? [00:46:22] Speaker D: Why the fuck they strapped his nickel legging? [00:46:26] Speaker C: Why did they. [00:46:28] Speaker D: They did not strap his leg in. He trying to move that. We trying to move the wheels. I respect him because of all the people that should have been off beat. It should have been foot loose there. [00:46:48] Speaker C: I enjoyed that. I thought it was quite entertaining. And. [00:46:55] Speaker D: You back. [00:47:01] Speaker B: No, no, no. What you hate, you have to watch the video in the whole. [00:47:06] Speaker D: Have to watch the whole video. [00:47:08] Speaker B: Like, you can't watch just the wheelchair. It's happening. [00:47:13] Speaker D: So much other shit happening. [00:47:15] Speaker C: I was looking at the wheelchair, dude. [00:47:17] Speaker D: Yeah, that leg is loose. [00:47:19] Speaker E: Reverse. Slide to the left, slide to the right. Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse. Cha cha now, y'all. Cha cha again. Cha cha that, y'all. Cha cha again. Turn it out. Take it back. [00:47:54] Speaker B: The white, the white lady behind him. [00:47:57] Speaker D: Look like she was. She looked like she was taking his direction. [00:48:01] Speaker B: No, she has absolutely. [00:48:04] Speaker C: They were offbeat. [00:48:06] Speaker B: No clue. [00:48:09] Speaker D: They were horrible. They were horrible all around him. The white lady that was behind him with the, with the cut off shirt, she looked like she was getting her direction from him in the wheelchair. [00:48:22] Speaker B: I was. She looking at him like she was looking at him. [00:48:26] Speaker D: She was getting direction. She didn't know whether to turn left or right. That nigga was doing all the moves. Reverse, reverse. Now I'm saying, but I'm telling you, it would have been beneficial to him to have his leg strapped in because his. When they says, when they say stunt or like the jump part, his shit was crisp. He got that wheelchair off the ground. His shit was crisp. Everybody else, yo, the rest of them people, the big, the big lady in the front, she jumped, but 1ft was still on the ground. The other foot came down and the other foot came up, and then both of them did something. And then the, and then the right foot just was stomping on its own. Like, like she had bad shocks. The dude in the back. [00:49:23] Speaker B: No, wait. No, no, no. Don't go to that one. One more time. And let's see what we can find new in the video. [00:49:34] Speaker E: Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse. Cha cha, nayo, chacha again. Cha cha, y'all. Cha cha again. Turn it out. Take it back. [00:50:07] Speaker B: Why is. [00:50:13] Speaker C: A song that's giving them directions? Like, I don't understand that. I'm looking at, I'm like, he's telling you to reverse, reverse, everybody. [00:50:25] Speaker D: I think. I think it was the nigga in the wheelchair idea. He was like, yo, we going up there to do the cha cha. Let's get it. And everybody else is like, okay, billy, it's your birthday. Let's do it. [00:50:41] Speaker B: Mo black said, ain't no way they all listen to the same song. [00:50:47] Speaker D: Yo, the lady in the back, all the way in the back on the right. She was doing some. Some. Some dinosaur dances. She looked like a fucking turn. Not. Not a teradako. Was that a velociraptor trying to swim? [00:51:11] Speaker C: Hey, they can't, right, moble? They're not. [00:51:15] Speaker D: Oh, my God. Yo, my man, aka shout out to my man in the wheelchair, aka footloose. He's the only one I got respect for. He's the only one I got respect for. He. I don't give a fuck what he did out there. That nigga could have spun in 97 circles, and I would have been proud of him. The rest of them go sit there drunk ass. [00:51:40] Speaker B: Now, I am. Literally. [00:51:43] Speaker C: That's just natural. [00:51:44] Speaker B: I am not. [00:51:45] Speaker D: It gets better when they're drunk. Trust me. [00:51:48] Speaker B: I am in tears. I am. [00:51:51] Speaker D: There's a bar up the street, right, and I just wanted to go get a drink, but I didn't want to be around all the niggas, right? So I just. I went to the bar up the street to get a drink. I thought they had other shit going on in there, but I was sadly mistaken, because every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, it is karaoke night. And you have not lived until you've seen talentless, non color talent, talentless, non colored folk drunk and singing. You have time in your day or in your evening. Feel free to frequent karaoke night. Enter a local pub. It has to be a pub. Has to be a pub. It cannot be a bar or the spot. Enjoy yourself some trap. What? You said trap. [00:52:58] Speaker C: That's my feet. [00:53:00] Speaker D: Trap. Karaoke. Oh, shit. You talking about. [00:53:13] Speaker C: Yeah, it's you just rapping. I mean, you doing karaoke, the rap songs. [00:53:18] Speaker D: Yeah. Y'all niggas be doing no hands. [00:53:23] Speaker B: Why you do it with no hands? [00:53:28] Speaker D: That's the anthem. [00:53:35] Speaker B: We about to go. We about to go ahead and get out of here, man. I just say a couple of things real quick, and then we'll go ahead and get out of here. Tis my last episode on the show. It say bye back in January 1. Was January 1. January 2, 2020. [00:53:54] Speaker D: What? [00:53:55] Speaker B: 2022. [00:53:55] Speaker D: 2022. February 22. [00:54:08] Speaker B: Embarked on a journey with my cousin Evie, one of my best friends, Jeff, and the queen of the chimes key. And we came up with the concept of a show. Eggs, grits, and ignorance. And I've been here for two years, and it is a bittersweet day as this is my last episode as a part of the eggs, grits and ignorance show itself. But I will be here on Sundays for the recap of power. You just say, yeah, eb me. He fired me. [00:54:45] Speaker D: I was. [00:54:46] Speaker B: No call, no shit. [00:54:51] Speaker C: Shots fired. Don't call those. [00:54:58] Speaker D: Literally no call, no show. [00:55:03] Speaker C: In that order. [00:55:08] Speaker B: But all of us, I must, all of us on the show has been guilty of it. So who going to do the serious lead ups to the B's stories? That's gonna be. But each and every Thursday, the show will. The show must go on, and it will be here. I just wanna. Thanks to the EGR family, thanks to people who tapped in. Thanks to the Crux media family for having me on. I will still be on my regular podcast, the relationship status podcast, coming to you each and every Monday and Wednesday. But e be telling people how they can find you. [00:55:45] Speaker D: You find me crying in the corner because we don't have our illustrious leader anymore. Now you can catch me on Instagram. That's b I g k I d e m v I. Underscore chops. As well as the experts in ignorance page, grits, the letter n ignorance. And on Facebook, experts ignorance. We still here. [00:56:05] Speaker B: You still here, Vaughn? Tell people how they can find you. [00:56:08] Speaker C: You can find me on Instagram at one von Cella. You can also find me on Facebook at Bond Lee. I think Snapchat might. No, I'm really be on Snapchat, but, uh, she, I think miss at one. Bonchella to ultraviolet. [00:56:24] Speaker D: I don't know, ultra violet lips. Ultra violet. [00:56:30] Speaker B: And don't forget to check out in order Eb's booty butter. [00:56:34] Speaker D: Yeah. No. Hey, check this out. [00:56:36] Speaker B: What? [00:56:38] Speaker D: I got some booty slather. [00:56:40] Speaker B: Booty slather. [00:56:42] Speaker D: Booty slather is coming next. [00:56:46] Speaker B: All right, man. All right, man. Let's go. Hey, y'all enjoy the rest of the party for us of the night. Enjoy the weekend. We will see you Sunday because I will be here for the Sunday episode. Sunday, 06:00, right here. Facebook, Instagram, we out YouTube, and we out. [00:57:08] Speaker D: Coaching wife. Just. Jesus.