Bricks & Blown Motors

Bricks & Blown Motors
Eggs, Grits, & Ignorance
Bricks & Blown Motors

Jan 19 2024 | 01:20:22

Episode January 19, 2024 01:20:22

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Yusuf In The Building Ibby Von

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Hosts: Ibby, Von, & El Niño


On todays episode The crew starts out with Ibby's Top 5 and Von's "The more you know" segment. And the Ignant News Segment!

In the headlines: 1️⃣ "Tragic Love Triangle Unravels in Brooklyn: Fatal Consequences in an Evening of Betrayal" 2️⃣ "Brick by Brick: Unraveling the False Tale That Netted $40,000 on GoFundMe" 3️⃣ "Tech Tycoon's Shocking Revelation: Reversing Aging with Painful Shockwave Therapy!" 4️⃣ "Driven by Desire: Man Ends Relationship with Chevy, Expands His Love Fleet with a Sexy Lexus and More" 5️⃣ "Unveiling Desires: A Surprising Glimpse into the Divergent Fantasies of Men and Women"

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If you didn't go ahead and rewind it, watch it again, get the information from this, or just visit And I'm here with the best team in the land. It is a wonderful Thursday, and welcome into the party. It's one third of the hat, gang. What's going on, lady v, what's happening, man? I need to bring her in last because she'd be on a delay. [00:02:48] Speaker D: Me like that. [00:02:50] Speaker C: I'm just saying. You and Jeff. Wifi. Yeah, me. That was the wifi. And then all the way, big kid envy. Underscore chops. What's happening, brother? Buffering. You buffering, buffering. [00:03:12] Speaker D: You all got jokes on me? Jokes on me? [00:03:16] Speaker C: Yeah, just a little. [00:03:17] Speaker D: I never admitted that I'll come in late. So now you telling the truth? Now you want to tell everybody on air? You could have told me that before we got on air that I'd be delayed. So why you got to shame me in front of everybody? [00:03:30] Speaker B: Buffering. [00:03:32] Speaker C: It's just a little delay. It ain't nothing big. It ain't nothing little. [00:03:39] Speaker B: Just a little bit buffering. [00:03:45] Speaker C: Vaughn, how's your week been? [00:03:47] Speaker D: Okay. It was pretty chill, not bad. Cold as hell. But. [00:03:57] Speaker C: What about you, eb? How was the week? [00:03:59] Speaker D: When I get my new wifi, you ain't going to tell me shit. [00:04:10] Speaker C: We ain't going to tell you nothing. Hey, y'all leave Madame Vaughn alone. How was your week, brother? [00:04:26] Speaker B: My mother's buffering, too. [00:04:29] Speaker C: Buffering, too. [00:04:33] Speaker B: It didn't work. Work? Got the weekend off. [00:04:39] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [00:04:40] Speaker B: Took a nice little three day for myself. [00:04:44] Speaker C: Look at you. [00:04:46] Speaker B: You did some self care, now do that shit. [00:04:50] Speaker C: No, we didn't do. [00:04:51] Speaker B: Don't I self care. [00:04:54] Speaker C: Okay? [00:04:54] Speaker B: I'm not about to be sitting at the nail salon. Tempered water. [00:04:59] Speaker D: You don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. Self care is more than just pedicures and massages. [00:05:08] Speaker B: That'll never happen. Those are two things that will never happen. [00:05:13] Speaker D: No, me and something else. [00:05:15] Speaker C: What do you mean? [00:05:16] Speaker B: With some Yoshi. [00:05:18] Speaker D: Looks like he like massaging. [00:05:23] Speaker C: I like him. From a naked woman. [00:05:29] Speaker B: I don't even like it. Then extra. No. [00:05:35] Speaker C: You're crazy. [00:05:37] Speaker B: Give me tattoo rubs and I'll handle the rest. Wait a minute. [00:05:43] Speaker D: You got that table? So how you not like massages when you got that table? And all that butter? I forgot about the butter. So you give care. [00:05:56] Speaker B: You don't work purposes. Put in work on instagram. Yes. Fuck that. Charge for your service. No. Yes. [00:06:15] Speaker D: Come with a price? [00:06:19] Speaker C: There is a charge, sir. [00:06:21] Speaker B: Ma'am. Just make sure your ph balance is good. [00:06:31] Speaker C: Ain't nothing better than some good ph balance. [00:06:34] Speaker B: That's right. That should taste like water. That's my feet. [00:06:43] Speaker D: We tell you all me and it all the time. Smoker. If you eat bad. [00:06:51] Speaker C: Don'T eat a whole bunch of. [00:06:55] Speaker B: You ain't got to drink that. [00:06:57] Speaker D: Don't be eating all that. [00:07:00] Speaker B: You ain't got to drink it. Not all water is for consumption. [00:07:09] Speaker C: We got a top five. [00:07:12] Speaker B: Y'All. [00:07:13] Speaker D: Maybe walk around with that flint, Michigan shit going on. [00:07:17] Speaker B: Contaminated. [00:07:21] Speaker D: All contaminated. [00:07:25] Speaker C: Man. [00:07:26] Speaker D: I'm sorry. [00:07:27] Speaker B: I lied. [00:07:28] Speaker C: I'm number 1234. And 1234. [00:07:33] Speaker D: Fear. [00:07:37] Speaker B: Yo, black. Yo, black. [00:07:44] Speaker C: It's time for EB's top five. Here we go. [00:07:48] Speaker B: Yes. And this is the top five things that I am looking forward to in 2024. Because as of Saturday, I will be another year older. [00:08:06] Speaker D: Yeah. Okay, 46. [00:08:10] Speaker B: Yes, 46. Big folks. Six. So if you're looking for some things to do for brother. This might help you out just a little bit. You know what I'm saying? So, number five, visiting museums. EB likes museums. I would like to go see some museums that I haven't seen. And some that I've seen before. Now you're trying to make me travel a little too far, man. Museums in Manhattan. [00:08:55] Speaker C: I can just go to New York. [00:08:58] Speaker B: I do want to see that one that they did for Jay Z, though. Even though I'm not a Jay Z fan. I do want to go check that out. Because that's hip hop. You know what I'm saying? Number four. I can't wait till my grandson starts walking. So I can spend more time with him. Yeah, I can't do the stroller thing, you know what I'm saying? And then I'll be looking like I'm the daddy when he's walking. Then I'll have some fun with him. [00:09:41] Speaker D: What, six months? [00:09:44] Speaker B: No, he is. He is ten months. [00:09:57] Speaker D: Okay. [00:09:58] Speaker B: Yeah. So he'll be 1 March 14. Yeah, he'll be a whole one years old. One years. One years old. Number three. Mo traveling. I need to hit some spots. I need to get my passport back. And travel. Can't keep know working and working and working and working. But if you feel like you want to fund a trip for EB, EB will go wherever you pay for him to go. [00:10:34] Speaker D: Don't win. No, Tim's in the water. [00:10:36] Speaker C: Tim's go everywhere. Timberland. [00:10:41] Speaker B: Boots go everywhere. But I won't be in the water. Really, because even though I can swim, I do not like to swim. So EB will not be in the be. I go to the beach with Tim's on. [00:11:00] Speaker D: Okay. [00:11:01] Speaker B: Matter of fact, when I find a picture, I'm going to send you the picture of my last time I went to the beach. Yeah. Timbo boots. Number two. I do plan on finding more time for myself because I do so much shit. But half of that, well, I would say 90% of that shit is not for me. But I'm always doing something. Like, I got a car full of tools and I don't even fix my own truck. I'm going to start spending some time doing shit for myself. Like today, I went to a spot and got me some ramen. Yeah, ramen is good. You fuck with the ramen? [00:11:57] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. We have a ramen house here. I'm a foodie, so I get excited when I see food. [00:12:08] Speaker B: Oh, shit. Well, then you'll like the last one. Okay, so number one is going to be partaking of sustenance on booty Foods. [00:12:28] Speaker D: What? [00:12:29] Speaker B: Yeah. You know what a booty flute is? Say that again. Do you know what a booty flute is? Okay. Do you know what a champagne flute is? [00:12:47] Speaker D: Yeah. No, the shampoo. Champagne. Oh, my gosh. [00:12:51] Speaker B: Really? [00:12:52] Speaker C: Yes. [00:12:53] Speaker B: You got to eat fruit and drink champagne off the booty flutes. It must go down. [00:13:02] Speaker D: Oh, she don't pass gas. [00:13:05] Speaker B: She bet not. Get that shit out before you fucking come to fuck over here. Shit, if not, I got some gas. X keep that shit in. But, yes, that is all I got. [00:13:28] Speaker D: You down with the booty flute? [00:13:31] Speaker B: No. [00:13:33] Speaker D: You down with booty flute? [00:13:35] Speaker C: I said, no, I don't. Tapping in. [00:13:49] Speaker B: Listen, hold up. How am I nasty nigga Vaughn said I'm nasty. [00:14:01] Speaker D: A man who don't like ads. That shit just don't match. [00:14:07] Speaker C: Don't match. [00:14:10] Speaker D: We talk about me, what I like my man. [00:14:17] Speaker C: So you like your man to do the booty flute. So you like your man to do the booty flute. [00:14:25] Speaker B: She think about that shit right now. [00:14:30] Speaker D: I'm buffering. [00:14:31] Speaker B: She's buffering. So if you like what your man do, if you like what your man to do, what he do when he do it, why can't I partake of the same activities? [00:14:52] Speaker D: Because you don't enjoy the ass. [00:15:02] Speaker B: I'm not running around looking for a chick with a big butt. No, that shit is whack. [00:15:06] Speaker D: I know you're not opposed to the ass, but you are a titty man, right? You are a boob man. [00:15:14] Speaker B: But if the Bel Air Rose happens to creep south of the border, I'm going to get it. [00:15:25] Speaker D: Okay? They put you on a whole nother level, especially that Bel air. [00:15:38] Speaker B: Listen. [00:15:43] Speaker D: Over there. [00:15:46] Speaker C: It'D be talking to. [00:15:47] Speaker B: You, Vaughn, telling you. [00:15:49] Speaker C: It'd be talking to you, Vaughn. [00:15:52] Speaker D: Put you on your. [00:15:57] Speaker B: What you need to do, Vaughn, is take that bottle and put it on ice, right? And then when. Oh, boy, come over. Yeah. Got to be on ice. You don't want no hot shit on you. You know what I'm saying? And then just pull a little down your back and see what happened. Just let nature do what. [00:16:34] Speaker C: Vaughn? Got a little bit dirt. [00:16:36] Speaker B: I'm telling you, man, leave that man drunk, laying in the middle of bed drinking water now. So your ph balance is on point. [00:16:48] Speaker C: All right, Vaughn. [00:16:49] Speaker B: Ph. And Bel Air Rose is good. [00:16:51] Speaker D: I eat my grapefruit. [00:16:54] Speaker C: Told you, Grandma. Grapefruit. The more you know, Vaughn. [00:17:03] Speaker D: I do. It's something that people probably already know. But I have three items. I have more than three, but I'm just going to do three. [00:17:12] Speaker C: Okay? All right. Where is Vaughn? There we go. [00:17:27] Speaker B: There we go. [00:17:28] Speaker C: It's time for the more you know with Vaughn. Take it over, Vaughn. [00:17:35] Speaker D: Good, everybody. So check this out. These are things about a woman, and I think women who don't know their bodies. I hope you do. But if you don't know your body, and this is for men who need to know about a woman's body, okay? And I'm sure you all guys of a certain age season, fellas out there, you should already know. But in case you don't, let me just run a few things down for you guys, okay? I need you women to stop lying to these men that you all having orgasms. I need you all to stop faking. It because you're doing yourself a disservice. You're doing yourself a disservice when you are here faking it. Okay? So, fellas, I need you all to step your game up, too. So you all can make these women orgasm. Because it's your fault that they can't orgasm. [00:18:27] Speaker C: Damn. [00:18:28] Speaker D: Okay. Be honest with these jokers that they ain't making your orgasm, all right? So it's a double edged sword going on over here, all right? So basically what? All I'm trying to say is, orgasm is one of those things the body can receive, honey, okay? So in order for you to reach your maximum orgasm and clean that shit out. Because ain't never all these goddamn toxins in your body that need to come out. So you need to orgasm. [00:19:05] Speaker C: Eddie, talk about some. Have y'all ego boosted. And when you done pulled up. [00:19:12] Speaker D: Why you been boosting these niggas egos? For what? [00:19:15] Speaker C: When they didn't pulled up with the shrimp dick? [00:19:18] Speaker D: You boost egos while you still suffering. Because you ain't bullshit. [00:19:24] Speaker B: Check this out. If she ain't busting on nuts, tell her come holl at me. Evie got you covered, all right? Evie got you covered, okay? [00:19:44] Speaker D: The more you know, you release. You're cleaning yourself out and you're making that. Do his thing, all right? Stop lying to these jokers. [00:19:57] Speaker B: Number two never hurt, hurt men. [00:20:02] Speaker D: Now, that ain't going to hurt either. Just a little bit. Now, we ain't talking about pissing on you. We just a little bit squirting, okay? [00:20:07] Speaker C: Little squirt. Squirt. [00:20:08] Speaker B: Never hurt hurt. [00:20:09] Speaker D: Number two is everybody knows the nipples are really sensitive. I don't know about you guys, about y'all nipples. But for it's very, very. [00:20:23] Speaker B: Don't touch my nipples. Hold on. Let me stop you right there. Let me stop you right there. Real quick. Bond. Because all my real right New York niggas know. Don't fucking play with me like I'm a female. Leave my goddamn nipples alone. [00:20:41] Speaker C: Do that shit to women. [00:20:45] Speaker B: If you're going to play with me. If you're going to play with me, play with me like I'm a man, please. [00:20:50] Speaker C: That damn part ain't going to be. [00:20:53] Speaker B: Tweaking my damn nipples. And trying to string. No. [00:21:01] Speaker D: I don't know about me. That's a next level thing when men like their nipples tampered with. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Yeah, next. You know that, nigga. Fucking diaper out of here. [00:21:22] Speaker D: Not only the. The nipples are very sensitive. And can cause a woman to. [00:21:35] Speaker B: Jackie, Malaysia. Let me get to it female. Sorry. [00:21:43] Speaker D: But no. When. I don't care what size titties you have, women small, medium, large, hanging. [00:21:54] Speaker B: You throw them on. [00:21:56] Speaker D: I don't care how big your titties are. Right, but it's something about the shape of your breast. It's something about the shape of your breast that lets your body know that you are at your full potential of an orgasm. It's like if you have been pregnant and after you have a baby, your breast is filled with milk and it's very firm. It stands up. That's how you know that you are nearing an orgasm or you have been pleasured, because your breast takes a different form. So I don't know if you fellas knew that about a woman. She may have even those. Especially when she's laying flat, it gets perkier. [00:22:44] Speaker B: Listen, and if you got big ass titties, just highlight. [00:22:48] Speaker D: If the woman's titties still flat, that means you ain't doing your job. If her titties ain't plump and perky, that means you still got work to do. Okay. [00:22:59] Speaker B: If you got triple f's, I'll punch you in your titties. Stimulate that damn nipple. [00:23:07] Speaker D: Oh, God. No, evie, we're not punching nobody. We're not doing that. We had 2024. Now the punching is out the window. We don't do that anymore. [00:23:19] Speaker B: I put a nigga grip gripping that shit like a fucking pit bull, Ryan. [00:23:30] Speaker D: Lord. And the last thing is, the clitoris grows with age. By age 32, your clitoris will be four times as big as it was during puberty. And at menopause, it grows even seven times more. So you know what that means? [00:23:58] Speaker C: She got a big dick. [00:23:59] Speaker D: Your sex drive has increased. That means, no, it ain't. No, it ain't. That is not true. That means her sex is getting better with age. [00:24:19] Speaker C: Okay? [00:24:20] Speaker D: So, women, if you ever wonder why, especially seasoned women in their fifty s and over 50 plus, it seems like sex has become better. It's because your clitoris has aged. [00:24:37] Speaker C: Okay? Eddie says the older women get. We require more sex. [00:24:44] Speaker D: We do. [00:24:46] Speaker B: Listen, if you want to skip a few steps, if you want to skip a few playground and get straight to the menopausal stage of clitoral stimulation, just let Floyd Mayweather use your clit as a speed bag. [00:25:10] Speaker C: Something wrong? [00:25:12] Speaker D: We are doing all that. Must be speed bagging with your tongue or something. [00:25:17] Speaker B: Yeah, like this with the tongue. [00:25:20] Speaker D: Right. Oh, that sound like shots fired. [00:25:26] Speaker C: Shots fired. [00:25:32] Speaker D: So that is the more you know with Miss Lady V. Hope you guys learned a little something. [00:25:38] Speaker C: Thank you, Vaughn. We appreciate it. [00:25:40] Speaker D: It was a refresher. [00:25:41] Speaker B: I learned that Vaughn is just as nasty as I am. [00:25:45] Speaker C: This might be true. This might be true. All right, let's go ahead. [00:25:52] Speaker D: I'm wholesome. [00:25:56] Speaker C: All right, let's go ahead and get. [00:25:58] Speaker D: Into some honor scouts. Honor. [00:26:03] Speaker C: Friggin lies. Let's get into some weird news around the world. We're going to start off in Brooklyn, New York. Title this one tragic triangle unravels in Brooklyn street fatal consequences in an evening of betrayal in a tragic incident outside NYC housing authorities pink houses in East New York, a 24 year old woman lost her life after being run over by an angry motorist during a love triangle dispute. The evening escalated from a domestic dispute as witnesses reported the victim and a man, likely her boyfriend, engaging in a physical altercation on the sidewalk. Video footage captured the driver of a gray sedan making an initial attempt to hit the victim, who narrowly avoided the car. Subsequently, the man threw the victim to the ground and the driver returned to run her over. Witness Christian Molina described the horrifying scene, recalling the victim's body twisting as the car drove onto the sidewalk. The woman suffered severe head and body injuries and was rushed to Brookdale University Medical center where she succumbed to her injuries and died. The driver fled the scene while the man involved in the dispute was arrested. Authorities are actively seeking information to identify the woman behind the wheel. The altercation reportedly revolved around emotional expressions and accusations of infidelity, leading to a tragic and fatal outcome on the Brooklyn street. What happens when cheating goes wrong? [00:28:01] Speaker B: Shit. His shit wasn't right. [00:28:08] Speaker C: Was it that bad that you had to run her over with the car? [00:28:15] Speaker B: Have you ever thought. [00:28:19] Speaker C: Why do you think that people get into it with the other person rather than into it with their mate who's doing the cheating? They attack or go after the person who the mate is cheating with. [00:28:41] Speaker D: Because to them it's a cop out. It's easier to face the other person for them versus the person who actually they're in that relationship with. [00:28:54] Speaker C: What about you? [00:28:55] Speaker D: They're more forgiving to that person than the person they're with than the person that is with the other person. You understand what I mean? [00:29:03] Speaker C: Yeah, I got you. [00:29:07] Speaker B: I don't know. I will be giving a fuck. [00:29:15] Speaker C: If. [00:29:16] Speaker B: You catch me cheating. I no longer give. [00:29:17] Speaker D: I'm a cheater. [00:29:22] Speaker B: That means I need to tighten up my shit. [00:29:24] Speaker D: You're either going to take me back or we go dissolve. It's going to be one or the other, right? [00:29:33] Speaker C: That's what it should be. But for a lot of people, that's not what it is. It's a lot of this bullshit where they get into it with the other person and the other person is just. They're as much a victim as you are. But speaking of victims, there was a victim a couple of weeks ago entitled this story Brick by Brick, unraveling the false tale that netted $40,000 on GoFundMe rota. Osman, 33, is facing a felony theft by deception charges for allegedly collecting over $40,000 through GoFundMe account based on a false claim. Initially, Osman reported to Houston police that she was hit with a brick by an unknown man after refusing to give him her number. She also claimed. [00:30:25] Speaker D: It. [00:30:35] Speaker C: Eddie Griffin. She was talking about an old story, trying to catch me cheating. When you going to be homeless when you leave is insane. Yeah. Anyway, an unknown man. After refusing to give her number, she also claimed to have felt threatened by the Uber driver whom she suspected of kidnapping. However, surveillance footage revealed a different story. Osman engaged in a verbal and physical altercation with a man outside a lounge, hitting him with before he struck her in the face with a water bottle. [00:31:14] Speaker B: Frozen water bottle. [00:31:17] Speaker C: The incident gained attention on social media and Osman livestreamed the events on Instagram, accumulating thousands of views. Complicating matters, her GoFundMe campaign collected $42,302 by falsely portraying her as a victim of assault for rejecting a phone number request. Authorities uncovered a troubling pattern, citing a similar fabricated incident involving Osman in Minneapolis in 2020. As a result of the evidence, an arrest warrant has been issued for Osman, who now faces charges related to deception and theft. You see, in this age of just reporting shit, people are just shit to be done. It's just fucking weird. [00:32:03] Speaker B: Imagine that. I got hit with a brick. [00:32:08] Speaker C: I got hit with a brick, with a brick. [00:32:12] Speaker B: But you're walking around. [00:32:18] Speaker C: Face tuned up, but you're walking around, oh, shit. Fuck out of here. I'm being real, man. I don't find this type of stuff, like people that's getting away with this shit and doing this to me, it's ruining it for actual hardworking motherfuckers that go to work every damn day. And what happens when that shit really happens to somebody? Like when somebody really gets hit with a brick. Now Eddie Griffith says she was lying. I say they go get real. Of course. [00:32:59] Speaker D: Right? Show what it really feel. [00:33:04] Speaker C: Just. I think that it makes it difficult. It's like crying wolf, you know what I'm saying? In this day and age, we got a bunch of people just out here crying fucking wolf. And since they're crying wolf, like, we can't say, tobin on the feet, nigga. [00:33:24] Speaker B: And there's a street nigga. Holiday, my nigga. G. Holiday. [00:33:32] Speaker C: Bricks all white. [00:33:36] Speaker B: Bricks white. And bricks. [00:33:41] Speaker C: Bricks all that. Like a bitch with all these bricks. Bricks. [00:33:46] Speaker D: Bricks everywhere. Just bricks. [00:33:53] Speaker C: Motorcycle. Want a bad bitch. [00:33:57] Speaker B: Oh, my goodness, Grace. [00:34:01] Speaker C: Eddie Griffith says she also said she was attacked for being a lesbian. [00:34:08] Speaker B: Just making shit up at this point. [00:34:15] Speaker C: That's more bricks. The funny thing. Well, I wouldn't say the funny thing. I say the sad thing is. [00:34:23] Speaker B: We. [00:34:25] Speaker C: Live in such a now society so that as soon as something happened and we post it and it gains so much traction, so quick. Think about all those people that donated money to her dumb ass. [00:34:41] Speaker B: But what were they donating the money for? [00:34:44] Speaker C: Well, just for her, like medical bills and shit like that. [00:34:47] Speaker D: With my name on it. [00:34:49] Speaker C: Yeah, that would just. [00:34:52] Speaker B: She could have bought two keys with that. [00:34:54] Speaker C: I hope only the manny fresh looking studs holler. [00:35:02] Speaker D: But don't Manny fresh look like a stud himself? [00:35:07] Speaker C: Manny fresh do look like a stud for real. He looked like an aggressive stud, too. [00:35:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:18] Speaker C: What I'm trying to do. I had the photo. I'm trying to pull up her photo. [00:35:23] Speaker B: That shit is hilarious. [00:35:28] Speaker D: I'm already on a delayed wifi. I don't need to make it any worse. [00:35:36] Speaker B: This should have fuck up your wifi real fast. [00:35:39] Speaker C: What a fuck up wifi? [00:35:42] Speaker B: Schmeagle this bitch face. [00:35:48] Speaker C: Which will. I found it. Where the fuck is she? I got it. They told me I had to delete something old. All right, let me get. [00:36:07] Speaker B: She looked like. You remember that episode of Martin when Martin got to the Tommy the hitman Hearns? [00:36:15] Speaker C: Oh, you looked in pocket? [00:36:17] Speaker B: Yeah, that's how she looked right there. [00:36:23] Speaker C: Damn. I'm trying to. I think that's it right here. [00:36:29] Speaker D: You can't find the pocket? [00:36:32] Speaker C: No, it was the picture. There we go. Everybody don't know what she looked like. Here she go. This her right here? [00:36:46] Speaker B: I got hit on this side of my face. [00:36:48] Speaker C: Yes, Indy face. [00:36:51] Speaker B: Smeagol. [00:36:56] Speaker D: Telling you weird looking character. [00:36:59] Speaker B: This is all she heard Eevee do if you get hit in the face with one. I. [00:37:16] Speaker D: Got a band aid on her finger. [00:37:18] Speaker B: She couldn't handle me. If this house. She acts. She couldn't handle nothing I do. I'll be the fucking round. Have to shoot her for real. Okay, I'll do. [00:37:33] Speaker C: Crazy Eddie said like Martin. [00:37:40] Speaker B: She went six rounds with Tommy the hitman looked like Martin. [00:37:44] Speaker D: And Mr. Potato head. [00:37:45] Speaker C: She looked like she got caught upside her shit. With a phone. [00:37:52] Speaker B: She got hit with the old nine x yellow pages. [00:38:00] Speaker C: All right, let's go ahead and move on to where's next. I got a couple of stories in there. Where's my drop? There we go. [00:38:13] Speaker B: It. [00:38:14] Speaker C: All right, so every now and then, I like to play guess what he did. Here we go. This guy, guess what he did. [00:38:23] Speaker B: He got caught impersonating Keanu Reeves. He threw the brick that hit schmegel in the face. [00:38:38] Speaker C: Hey, to all our people out there listening in, what do you think he did? What did you get? Please say it doesn't involve animals. Nope. Eddie, that's later on in the episode what we got here? He was the brick. [00:38:59] Speaker D: Oh, he got bricks. He got a brick. He got a brick. That's for sure. [00:39:11] Speaker C: Well, this is tech tycoon, this tech tycoon. [00:39:15] Speaker D: And he got a nipple. His nipple is erect. [00:39:24] Speaker C: Tycoon. Shock. [00:39:25] Speaker D: Revelation. [00:39:25] Speaker C: Revelation. [00:39:26] Speaker D: Did I tell you all? [00:39:30] Speaker C: His name is Brian Johnson. He's a 46 year old biohacker. Johnson, on a mission to reverse the aging process, claims to have rejuvenated his penis by 15 years. [00:39:44] Speaker B: Shockwave therapy. [00:39:46] Speaker C: Spending $2 million annually on antiaging treatments, Johnson discussed his unconventional approach. [00:39:55] Speaker B: Nigga, you don't need to spend $2 million to stick your dick in electrical. [00:40:02] Speaker C: Diary of CEO podcast. The therapy involves a wand administering acoustic technology to create micro injuries similar to workouts, triggering muscle rebuilding. Despite describing put his dick on the. [00:40:17] Speaker B: Drum line. [00:40:19] Speaker C: Despite describing the treatment as a seven out of ten on the pain scale, Johnson expressed satisfaction, likening his subjective experience to his penis becoming 15 years younger after two months. Apart from adjustment, he shot the shit. [00:40:36] Speaker B: Out of it and it tucked back in. Three months old again. [00:40:43] Speaker C: 46. [00:40:45] Speaker D: He's 46. He wanted 15 years off the dick. So he wanted to have a 30 year old dick. [00:40:57] Speaker C: Yeah, he wants to have a 30 year old dick. [00:40:59] Speaker B: Don't fuck. [00:41:04] Speaker C: Apart from addressing erectile dysfunction, Johnson monitors the therapy's impact on nighttime erections, considering them a meaningful health indicator. He uses a sensor device to measure duration and strength, emphasizing nighttime erections reflect psychological and cardiological health. Currently, Johnson's average nighttime erection matches Bluetooth at 2 hours and twelve minutes. However, he aims to achieve a level of an 18 year old, which is 3 hours and 30 minutes of nighttime erections. Johnson's extreme hold the fuck up. [00:41:40] Speaker B: Who? Dick. Just hard as fuck in the middle of the night. You can't even roll over. Roll over. Be like a kickstand. [00:41:50] Speaker D: It says that painful process is painful. So why would you want to go through that? [00:41:56] Speaker C: He said it's a seven out of ten on the pain. [00:41:59] Speaker B: I will go slam my dick in the damn door over here. 15 years of my life. [00:42:06] Speaker D: That's what he did. [00:42:11] Speaker B: That nigga going to have a crooked dick for the rest of his life. He's going to be 60 years old. Pissing and right angle. [00:42:18] Speaker D: He ain't going to have one. [00:42:24] Speaker B: Let me probe my wand like, get the fuck out of here. Stupid motherfucker. Why niggas always got to do stupid shit today? Dick. [00:42:36] Speaker D: Why? [00:42:38] Speaker C: I don't know. I don't need to take no. He spent 2 million on this shit. [00:42:48] Speaker B: He won a baby dick. This nigga dick went back to the future. The fuck? [00:42:58] Speaker C: Well, here we go. We're going to revisit a story we did, Vaughn, from before your time on the show. This man, years ago, he was a man who was in love with his car. We're revisiting our guy here. Said what? His name is Nathaniel. The man known as for his unconventional romantic relationship with his 1988 Chevy Monte Carlo named Chase has revealed in an update in TLC's my strange addiction that he has parted ways with his beloved car after a tragic accident, despite he. [00:43:46] Speaker B: Got his dig stuck in the tailpipe. [00:43:52] Speaker C: Despite the somber news of Chase's demise, Nathaniel has moved on and formed a new family of vehicles, engaging in a friends with benefits relationship with various cars. In the update, Nathaniel introduces his new lovers, including a sleek black Lexus eS 330 named Lex, who he describes as a physical but not serious relationship. He affectionately calls Lex baby girl. Additionally, Lisaniel expresses his intimate connection. I spoke it to the east and I spoke it to the west, and I spoke it to the woman that. [00:44:36] Speaker D: I love the best. Freaky ass nigga he loved the best. [00:44:45] Speaker C: He is a freak. Hannah shouts to a Hannah's tapped in. He eaten out the bumper. No, I don't think he's gay, Hannah. I think he's what's asexual or pansexual. [00:45:03] Speaker B: A stands for anything. [00:45:05] Speaker C: Yes, I think so. I don't know. I don't be y'all. [00:45:08] Speaker B: I'm not. [00:45:12] Speaker C: Yeah. So additionally, Nathaniel expresses his intimate connections with Jordan, a luxury sedan and jet. [00:45:23] Speaker B: Three on the bumper. [00:45:25] Speaker C: And jet, a big black suv. [00:45:28] Speaker B: Big black. He went with the big BBC. [00:45:34] Speaker D: And why I got to be b? [00:45:37] Speaker C: He even indulges in a threesome with Jet. [00:45:41] Speaker B: BBC really stands for car. [00:45:44] Speaker C: Wait, hold on. Let me get through this. He even indulges in a threesome with Jet and his jet ski vehicle, Adam, describing their passionate lovemaking despite expanding his automobile family, Nathaniel maintains a shrine dedicated to Chase in his bedroom, adorned with blankets, pillowcases and picture frames capturing moments with his old car. While Nathaniel acknowledges that no replaced Chase, Chase's unique connection, he reassures that his current fleet of vehicles is not jealous, as he claims to have plenty of love to go around. The eccentricities of Nathaniel's car centric relationships continue to captivate audiences all around. [00:46:31] Speaker D: I really don't think the cars care, to be honest. [00:46:36] Speaker C: He got gonorrhea. [00:46:41] Speaker B: It kind of rears car. [00:47:00] Speaker D: Yeah, that's a new one. That's that plus. You know why the music have the plus symbol? After the letters, we can add that one. [00:47:13] Speaker B: That's that premium. [00:47:16] Speaker C: Hannah said once you has it, once you go black. [00:47:19] Speaker B: There you go. Broom. [00:47:33] Speaker C: I think that might be the title. Jacksonv with Diesel. Hannah says, I know. Autumn seats full of come. [00:47:48] Speaker B: That's it. [00:47:54] Speaker C: Shit. Aframe. [00:47:56] Speaker B: That's a whole different type of lube job, nigga. [00:48:06] Speaker C: Was it that ten w 30? [00:48:09] Speaker B: That's just straight 40 weight. [00:48:12] Speaker D: Yes, that's exactly what he's getting. [00:48:15] Speaker B: Straight weight. [00:48:17] Speaker C: He has the shops beating his meat at oil changes. Oh. [00:48:24] Speaker B: Tires to check the pressure. [00:48:28] Speaker C: Listen. Shouts out to our fans all the way off. [00:48:36] Speaker D: I'm putting that in the chat. [00:48:38] Speaker C: I wonder which one got him burned. [00:48:42] Speaker B: Which one got him the clutch? I. [00:49:09] Speaker C: Hannah, that's the answer to your question. That damn Lexus got him burning. [00:49:16] Speaker B: Facts. [00:49:20] Speaker C: Listen, people, dumb as fuck, all right? I should have saved that one for last. [00:49:26] Speaker B: Never mess with Alexis. [00:49:28] Speaker C: But I figured we got Lexus. Got that snapper. [00:49:35] Speaker B: It. [00:49:42] Speaker C: Snappy nappy dugout. The kuchi. [00:49:48] Speaker B: Pink tailpipe, right? [00:49:56] Speaker D: That's nasty, y'all. So dumb. [00:50:05] Speaker C: Glove apartment pink tailpipe brown. [00:50:12] Speaker B: Hold on. [00:50:14] Speaker C: What you got next? Who dumber than the car fucker? [00:50:22] Speaker B: I can hear her fucking voice. I can hear her fucking voice saying that shit. Oh, my God. [00:50:30] Speaker C: Hey, listen, Hannah, go stand in the. [00:50:34] Speaker B: Corner. [00:50:37] Speaker C: Now and be good. Oh, God. They still go in. His whole family to go to the car wash. [00:50:54] Speaker D: You. [00:50:57] Speaker B: Oh, shit. [00:51:01] Speaker C: No, he outside. He outside all night. Oh, my God. [00:51:07] Speaker D: Want to see the fleet of cars? I want to see the fleet of cars. [00:51:10] Speaker B: Oh, shit. [00:51:12] Speaker C: Oh, God. Let's pull up to any hurts. Chase. Goddamn. [00:51:21] Speaker D: Chase. Morning Chase is mourning right now. [00:51:28] Speaker C: Hannah said nobody puts Hannah in the corner. [00:51:31] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:51:33] Speaker C: Oh, shit, Jack. Oh, my God. [00:51:40] Speaker B: Home on the range. [00:51:44] Speaker C: All right, now, here's the thing. I saved this next one for last because I figured it'd be a good debate that our men and women that are following us can get into which car feels better? No, not it. All right, this next one is called and I'm going to cut the music. Unveiling desires a surprising glimpse into the divergent fantasies of men and women. And I'm going to ask the two of you, do you have any fantasy that you have not fulfilled? Like any sexual fantasy that you have not fulfilled yet? [00:52:15] Speaker B: Just fucking in the snow. [00:52:18] Speaker D: I've done what I'm going to do. [00:52:23] Speaker C: Done what I'm going to do. All right, so a recent study conducted by online retailer sheds light on the divergent sexual fantasies of men and women in the UK as the pandemic forced many to re evaluate their relationships. The research indicates that while lockdowns restricted physical intimacy, for some, it allows those in relationships to explore and experiment in their bedroom. The findings reveal intriguing distinctions in the top sexual fantasies for each gender. For women, being blindfolded took the lead, capturing the interests of 35% of respondents. Following closely are desires for sex in a hot tub, sex in a lift, and engaging in role play. In contrast, 36% of men express fantasies involving inviting a third person into their intimate moments, with threesomes topping their list. Video sex ranks second, followed by sex in a hot tub and even the public toilet. Notably, the study uncovers unexpected elements, such as 5% of men expressing an interest in experimenting with hot wax and 7% of women desiring to explore the realm of writing porn fan fiction. This research underscores the diversity and complexity of individual sexual preferences and highlights the unique dynamics that shape intimacy. We got a couple of comments here. Let's go up the one after jacking off in my ranger. All right, let me go. Hannah said, let her go. She's got one l. He's waiting to see what it is. Hannah says she got a joke. Motherfucker. This freaks Eddie. We all been horny since 2020. True. L talking about some. Vaughn is smiling. Damn. Hey, Vaughn, l becoming for you? Hot wax, motherfucker. All right, so they ranked them. So number one on the list on this is what women want. Women. Tell me if you agree. [00:54:32] Speaker B: Women want a big titties punched. [00:54:35] Speaker C: Okay, so number one on what women want fantasy wise, number one, blindfolds. 35% of the people polled said that blindfold was something they wanted to do as one of their fantasies. [00:54:47] Speaker B: Poking a woman in the eye count. [00:54:55] Speaker C: You remind l of his car. Vaughn. [00:55:01] Speaker B: He drive a lexus? [00:55:03] Speaker D: Well, I got to be picked. [00:55:06] Speaker C: He drives a truck. [00:55:09] Speaker B: Big black truck. Got that Denelli XL, all black, I think. [00:55:19] Speaker D: Wide in the back, too. It's wide in the back. [00:55:25] Speaker C: Sex in a hot tub. You agree? [00:55:32] Speaker D: Steaks in a hot tub. [00:55:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:55:38] Speaker B: I'll be real. I tried that shit. That shit too slippery. And then you got to have, like, waterproof knee pads on. You're trying to hit it from the back. That shit is mad work. [00:55:48] Speaker C: Okay. [00:55:49] Speaker B: Try not to get injured. [00:55:52] Speaker D: Not a fan of the water. [00:55:55] Speaker C: Okay. Sex in an elevator. That was third on the list. [00:56:00] Speaker D: No. [00:56:03] Speaker B: Public shit. [00:56:05] Speaker C: Been there. All right, role play. [00:56:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Get that booty flu going. You'll be role playing in a minute. [00:56:18] Speaker C: All right. [00:56:21] Speaker D: I can do the role play. [00:56:24] Speaker C: You can do the role play. [00:56:27] Speaker B: Say you a chicken. [00:56:29] Speaker D: Photo shoot. [00:56:30] Speaker C: Yeah, sexy photo shoot. [00:56:33] Speaker B: You guys say I'm a chicken fucker? [00:56:36] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. I could definitely do that. [00:56:41] Speaker C: Hannah said, ain't none of this shit appealing? [00:56:46] Speaker D: No. [00:56:47] Speaker C: All right, next up, bondage. [00:56:50] Speaker B: This is some white people shit. [00:56:53] Speaker C: Phone sex. [00:56:55] Speaker B: How about fucking on the EBT card? [00:56:58] Speaker D: There you go. [00:57:01] Speaker C: Phone sex. Okay. Car sex. Then bringing in a third party. Sex on the beach. Watching porn with a partner. Using flavored. Using flavored lube. And writing. Writing fan fiction for a partner. [00:57:27] Speaker B: Who the fuck is writing all this I write shit? [00:57:31] Speaker C: Phone sex. Why is he. [00:57:33] Speaker D: What's the age group? They asked these questions. [00:57:36] Speaker C: They didn't say what was the age group? [00:57:38] Speaker B: 13 to 18. [00:57:40] Speaker C: Now we're going to go to the men's side of things. [00:57:45] Speaker B: Number one, Sandy ass. [00:57:49] Speaker C: Number one, bringing in a third party. [00:57:52] Speaker B: You always want to fuck other bitches. [00:57:55] Speaker C: True. Video call sex, 30%. Why is that number two? Who the fuck did they poll? For real? That's number two, because that niggas got all day. [00:58:06] Speaker D: And age, where people are doing more, relationships are becoming more virtual. [00:58:16] Speaker B: Yeah, they're digital. A lot of digital shit going on. [00:58:19] Speaker D: Long distance. [00:58:22] Speaker C: No. [00:58:23] Speaker B: Like what shit? [00:58:27] Speaker C: Yeah, we got a lot of stuff going on. All right. Video call sex. Sex in the Jacuzzi. Like Evie said, that shit sucks. [00:58:40] Speaker B: Too much fucking work if she's shorter than you. Oh, my God. [00:58:45] Speaker C: Hannah said, third party. That's too much damn work. [00:58:50] Speaker B: Know the fuck it ain't shit with it three ways, man. [00:58:57] Speaker C: Eddie said, y'all know who they. Yeah, the Caucasoids. Oh, jeez. I say, Griffin, it wasn't us. All right, now this next one. [00:59:14] Speaker B: You know why? Because when they would have polled the women, they'd have been talking about paying rent and all type of shit. It would have never got to the sets. [00:59:25] Speaker D: What turns me on? [00:59:28] Speaker B: My bills. [00:59:29] Speaker C: Can you pay my bill? [00:59:32] Speaker B: Pay my phone bill, my card note and my rent. [00:59:36] Speaker C: Automobile. There's a guy we just talked about who could pay your automobile. [00:59:42] Speaker B: He would definitely put it in his collection. [00:59:44] Speaker C: Yes. Making a sex tape. Making a sex tape is next on the list. [00:59:52] Speaker B: Who ain't making sex tape? [00:59:54] Speaker C: Yes. Some different shit gets me wet. [00:59:56] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Yeah. She want to be Mimi false. She's going to be out here swinging from motherfucking shower curtain rods and shit. Shower rod call and response. [01:00:16] Speaker C: I said a moist rage all over me. I'm saturated. [01:00:31] Speaker B: She could be moist when she fall off that shower curve ride and land in the tub. [01:00:36] Speaker C: All right, next up is rope. [01:00:38] Speaker D: You all know that's a gospel song. You all wrong for that. [01:00:42] Speaker C: Sex on a balcony. [01:00:45] Speaker B: I would do that, yeah. But I would do it on the balcony of a cruise ship. [01:00:53] Speaker C: No, I'm not going on the edge, because if somebody fall over, I can't do it. I'm going to envision somebody falling off. [01:01:02] Speaker D: On a cruise ship. [01:01:03] Speaker B: Hell, yeah. On the balcony of your room. In your room. What? [01:01:07] Speaker D: Oh, balcony. [01:01:10] Speaker B: Cheeks. Clapping and water splash. [01:01:11] Speaker D: Don't let all my inhibitions come out. Oh, Lord. [01:01:15] Speaker C: Not all the inhibitions. [01:01:17] Speaker B: All of them. [01:01:18] Speaker D: Don't let all my inhibitions. Yes. [01:01:22] Speaker C: Your ass in the water. Eb. [01:01:24] Speaker D: I have no. [01:01:31] Speaker C: I'm assuming Eddie has done balcony sex because she says it. Is it. All right, next up on the man's list, watching porn. [01:01:41] Speaker B: I've done that. [01:01:43] Speaker C: Next one is bondage. [01:01:46] Speaker B: Ain't nobody tying shit up over here. [01:01:49] Speaker C: I might with a little bondage. [01:01:50] Speaker B: No, you can't even hold. No fucking way. [01:01:58] Speaker C: Joshi's so scared, his dick probably would not get hard on the ship. His girl mad. Hell, yeah. I'm not getting on no goddamn cruise. Fuck you all. [01:02:07] Speaker B: What? That Shit is lit, bro. [01:02:09] Speaker C: Go out on a fucking balcony. [01:02:11] Speaker D: I'm with you on that one. [01:02:12] Speaker C: I'm not going outside the balcony. I'm not going outside on no damn balcony. I'm sorry. The balcony. I'm not going out on the balcony. What a red man say? [01:02:29] Speaker B: You ain't never fuck a chick on Scotland Road on the balcony? [01:02:33] Speaker C: I did, but we wasn't on the ship. [01:02:36] Speaker B: So just act like the water ain't moving. Shit. Yeah, the same difference, my nigga. [01:02:44] Speaker C: You fall off the side of that ship, it's a rap, Daddy. [01:02:49] Speaker B: So you ain't got to go mad hard to try to push shorty over the rail. You just kill. [01:02:59] Speaker C: She said underwater, maybe under. That's the diver. She's the diver. So ain't no telling what's in our greater oceans when it comes to mama. Pretty certain. [01:03:15] Speaker B: Mama probably got some raw footage. [01:03:20] Speaker D: The water could talk. [01:03:24] Speaker C: Exactly. I'm telling you, they got it on that cruise ship, son. All right, next one up on the man's list is anal sex. Who's anal? Shit ain't not mine. [01:03:40] Speaker B: These new niggas. [01:03:42] Speaker C: These new niggas. [01:03:44] Speaker B: Peggy Bundy. Fuck out of here. Don't even fucking put your fucking finger near my asshole. I'll punch you in the fucking mouth. Yeah, I'm a man first. [01:04:01] Speaker C: Who's doing the bending? [01:04:03] Speaker B: Me. [01:04:04] Speaker C: Fuck that. [01:04:05] Speaker B: And I'm like, this, eb, do that. Eb, don't do this. [01:04:14] Speaker C: Hey, when it comes to that pegging shit, no can do, all right? But you go any far. [01:04:24] Speaker B: No can do. Y'all tell you I had this chick tell me that I should let her do that shit to me. You know, I promptly just stopped talking to her. Like, hell, no. She's like, oh, we take trust. I trust you to get the fuck up over my fucking phone. [01:04:42] Speaker C: No. Next one. Couples toys. [01:04:47] Speaker D: Can't do everything. [01:04:48] Speaker C: Then one night stands, then sex with food. [01:04:52] Speaker D: I can do that. [01:04:54] Speaker B: Yes. Now you get that. Should have been number one. Booty flutes. Eddie Griffith. [01:05:03] Speaker C: Toys. Eddie, you in the toys? [01:05:05] Speaker B: You need one? I got you. I will send you one right now. [01:05:10] Speaker C: Toys. [01:05:12] Speaker B: You need one, too. I got one for you, Hannah. [01:05:18] Speaker C: You know we got that. Uh, let's see if they'll give us some products and we could do right here. [01:05:26] Speaker B: I can mail out right now. [01:05:28] Speaker D: What products? [01:05:28] Speaker C: Oh, you got some, right? That's right. [01:05:36] Speaker D: Evie got products that you advertising. [01:05:40] Speaker B: I ain't advertising shit. I bought them to give them away. And ain't nobody played a game. I gave away a few and that was it. [01:05:49] Speaker C: Yeah, we ain't got no email. [01:05:50] Speaker B: Hannah won a toy. [01:05:53] Speaker C: Hannah. Eddie, just go ahead and email in the. [01:06:01] Speaker B: Little one. You want a big one or you want one that don't vibrate? What do you want? Speak up now, Vaughn. [01:06:10] Speaker C: Hey, Hannah, you got to email Hannah. [01:06:17] Speaker B: I'm going to give Hannah one of them little black ones. [01:06:19] Speaker C: My rose sounds like Fortnite right now. Oh, damn. [01:06:24] Speaker B: I can't help you now. Every time she turned it on is through it. You need to go in and clean out that carburetor on that rose. [01:06:45] Speaker C: Hannah said, review, put a new spark. [01:06:48] Speaker B: Plug in your rose, dear. That should be the tune up. [01:06:56] Speaker D: Misfiring. It's misfiring. [01:06:58] Speaker B: All right. So I could send you one that you could hold on to as a replacement till you get a. It'll be a loan of toy till you get a new rose. [01:07:10] Speaker C: I'm going to ask Chase for some oil. [01:07:17] Speaker B: Booty you need an oil change. [01:07:23] Speaker D: Chase is done. Chase is in. Listen, Chase is in a mausoleum. Chase is in the mausoleum. [01:07:36] Speaker C: You might catch something. Let's get done. I'm fucking with you all, man. We'd be here all night. [01:07:46] Speaker B: I'll mail you whatever you want. [01:07:47] Speaker C: Yeah, go ahead. Email the address to eggsgrits [email protected]. All right. Sexual food. Last one. Playing with hot wax. On the. Playing with hot wax. I need to reference my boy again. All right, but you're going too far. [01:08:07] Speaker B: No can do. You remember that movie body of evidence and shit? Michelle Pfeiffer was pouring that hot wax on that William Defoe, and then they almost had a heart attack. [01:08:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:08:25] Speaker B: From that point on, I was like, I ain't never doing that shit. [01:08:28] Speaker C: No. [01:08:29] Speaker B: Never doing that shit. Breaking glass on the fucking hood of a car, all type of fuck up shit. I'm good. [01:08:38] Speaker C: If you burn me on my mama, we squaring up. [01:08:41] Speaker D: You could take it far. [01:08:43] Speaker B: It's some things that you just can't do to the human body. [01:08:48] Speaker C: You should just leave that shit alone. [01:08:50] Speaker B: Keep your tiger stripes, tiger striping. [01:08:53] Speaker C: Oh, man. Listen. Let me tell you something. That was probably Hannah said, hot wax. If that does it for my nigga, I need a new nigger. [01:09:06] Speaker B: Nigga, you broke around the house fucking up all the candles. [01:09:10] Speaker C: All right, man. Let's get into the social media minute. Fucking around with you. All right, we get into the social media minute. For those that are new to the show, social media minute is where we find some videos off of social media and we have a laugh. Things that make us laugh. Things that make us cry. If you want to send us your social media minute, make sure to email us [email protected]. That's [email protected]. [01:09:41] Speaker B: Hey, yosh, no one's allowed to send anything about cars. [01:09:45] Speaker C: Hey, we got two videos nobody's allowed. Well, actually, this first video is about cars. [01:10:14] Speaker B: What happens when you think you Michael. [01:10:15] Speaker C: Jordan but you wearing Kobe? One more time. [01:10:23] Speaker D: Taste that shit. He need to pay that $2 million for that darn penis erection shit. [01:10:47] Speaker B: When he hit that shit, his dick did go back 13 years. [01:10:54] Speaker C: No disrespect to my jamaican motto, right? No disrespect to my jamaican brothers and sisters out there, that I have many, many friends. I know this was in Jamaica, and I'm going to tell you why. [01:11:06] Speaker B: Well, them niggas look at african ass car. [01:11:10] Speaker C: No, listen to the dude name. Listen, the dude name. They said, oh, shit, Denton. So listen to this. [01:11:25] Speaker D: Shit. [01:11:36] Speaker C: I only know Jamaicans named Denton, so. [01:11:39] Speaker B: That made me listen. I got to disagree with you. I got to disagree with you. That boy wasn't jamaican, man. My man had on the african dashiki of strength. That nigga looked like he planted his feet and they never left the floor. [01:12:12] Speaker C: Yeah, he ain't jamaican, okay? [01:12:14] Speaker B: That man right there was Nigerian, son. That was a Nigerian. [01:12:19] Speaker C: Hugo. [01:12:19] Speaker B: He tried to jump. [01:12:21] Speaker C: Okay, all right. [01:12:22] Speaker B: Well, he should have said Wakanda forever before he jumped. [01:12:27] Speaker C: My apologies. [01:12:31] Speaker B: And you didn't hear nobody say bumbleclot? [01:12:39] Speaker C: No. Hannah is 100% jamaican. [01:12:41] Speaker D: Oh, Hannah said we stand on Benton. [01:12:43] Speaker B: Oh, that was her cousin. That was her cousin. That's why she don't want to claim. [01:12:50] Speaker C: She said Jamaican would have cleared that shit a foot above the car. Yeah, I'm with you on that. We stand on. [01:12:57] Speaker B: Not if he was high. [01:13:03] Speaker C: Now, our next video, we know for a fact that they are not jamaican. [01:13:08] Speaker D: Why do you keep turning my seat warmer off? [01:13:11] Speaker B: Why do you keep turning it on? [01:13:14] Speaker D: That's a seat warmer. [01:13:16] Speaker B: It warms the seat. [01:13:19] Speaker D: Okay, well, you should not put a. [01:13:22] Speaker B: Seat warmer on, but what we're not. [01:13:24] Speaker D: Going to do is fry fish up in this motherfucker. [01:13:26] Speaker C: Damn. [01:13:43] Speaker B: Evie, don't eat that booty food. [01:13:49] Speaker D: Listen, you got to turn that down. Fish up in here. [01:14:00] Speaker B: No, Granny. Right. [01:14:01] Speaker C: It smell like kuchi in that car. [01:14:07] Speaker B: Pure. Yes. That's what it's Kuchi. Yes. That is the correct spelling of what they were smelling. [01:14:16] Speaker C: Oh, God. Hey, one more time. One more time. [01:14:19] Speaker D: Why do you keep turning my seat warmer off? [01:14:21] Speaker B: Why do you keep turning it on? [01:14:24] Speaker D: That's a seat warmer. [01:14:27] Speaker B: It warms the seat. [01:14:30] Speaker D: Okay, well, you should not put a. [01:14:32] Speaker B: Seat warmer on, but what we're not. [01:14:34] Speaker D: Going to do is fry fish up in this motherfucker. [01:14:37] Speaker C: Damn. Here's the thing. My thing is the seriousness. Granny was so serious. [01:14:53] Speaker D: What we not going to do, homegirl? She turned our complexion when she said, what we not going to do. [01:15:02] Speaker B: I got to call her. [01:15:04] Speaker C: Yeah, she was a sister. Granny want to know who left it. Granny want to know who left. She knows she ain't. Teach that girl to wash. She did. [01:15:16] Speaker D: I wonder if old dude will probably sniff the seat. [01:15:22] Speaker B: Niggas like that shit. [01:15:25] Speaker D: Talking about Nathaniel, probably sniff the seat. [01:15:29] Speaker C: Nathaniel coming in. [01:15:31] Speaker B: Nathaniel, he like his shit smell like raw motor oil. [01:15:35] Speaker C: Yeah, he liked that fresh leather. He liked that fresh. He liked that new car smell, that virgin smell. [01:15:43] Speaker B: He ain't never. It's just something about the smell of rust, oil and fucking pine tree. [01:15:59] Speaker C: With. He'd be right there with Mr. Johnson shocking his dick. All right, man. Listen. Let me tell you something. [01:16:21] Speaker D: Retarded. [01:16:24] Speaker C: Let me tell you something. There are a few days out the week that I really enjoy. I enjoy podcasting. I swear I do. So, Sundays, fun. But when you get to a Thursday, going into a Friday, it's a different type of feeling. It's so much fun to go into. Get off of this and go into my Friday ready for anything to get through the day. It's a lot of fun being on. We get a chance to interact with our fans and our listeners and listen. The foolishness that goes on our show fits us. Eggs grits and ignorance. Because the foolishness that goes on on this show is just fucking crazy. I've been in tears a couple of times, and literally, it wasn't even us. It was our damn fans. It was the people watching that had me listen when they went on that. [01:17:22] Speaker B: Rant, the only thing missing was mo black. During the rant, that's all we needed. It would have been a rap. [01:17:29] Speaker C: Oh, my God. That's all that was missing. Mo Black. And Jeff was missing. But we appreciate y'all, definitely, for tapping in. If this is your first time with us, definitely come back again next week. Mondays, we recap power, and on Thursdays, we write here with all of these crazy ass stories. Don't ask me where we find them, but we motherfucking find them. Make sure that you follow us on all social media platforms. Eggs grits, the letter, and ignorance so that you can catch us. We actually will be posting these stories periodically tomorrow, so you can actually read up on the stories and leave your comments at the bottom. And definitely do that. And if you have not followed the page on Facebook, it's eggs grits ignorance. Evie, tell the people where they can find you. [01:18:19] Speaker B: You can find me outside stacking bricks right next to my Montgomery chair. Yeah, because that's what I'm doing. [01:18:33] Speaker C: Nate would have sworn that car was hot. Oh, my bad. You could start. Hey, Eb, Hannah said to. [01:18:47] Speaker B: She know how to hit me up. [01:18:48] Speaker C: Hit me up. Yeah, Hannah hit. Eb said hit him direct. All right, Vaughn, tell the people how they can find you. [01:19:00] Speaker D: At one voncella on Instagram, and you can find me on ex grits and ignorance. Instagram and on Facebook, at von Lee von Lee. [01:19:15] Speaker C: You can find me on Facebook, at Yoshi English on Instagram and Snapchat, at the 9th wonder, on TikTok, at re L-S-T-A-T podcast, and on Twitter, aka x at I am coachy underscore. Hey, y'all. Tap into us next week, y'all. Until the next time, y'all. We're out. [01:19:40] Speaker D: I think it's so beautiful and I gotta. [01:19:51] Speaker B: Let me hold you conquer.

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